Post # 1
I pop his zits, sit in the bathroom while he’s going poo, put cream on his chafing rash, cleaned his ears out, shaved his jewels, you name it 🙂 Literally the only thing I refuse to let him to me is put my tampon in…and YES he’s asked to do that.
Let’s hear your best stories!
Post # 3
Fiance is very private, squeamish and does NOT appreciate potty humor. I tend to use this when trying to antagonize him.
Routinely, I will:
-update him on the status of my bowels
-tell him I need him to “get” a pimple for me
-show him hairy (“sasquatchy”) my legs are getting
-announce when I am going into the other room to toot
I get supreme satisfaction out of watching him squirm.
Post # 4
that sounds like my worst nightmare! (No offense, whatever works for others)
SO and I don’t even pass gas in front of each other. we have had a relationship that has spanned off an on over a decade and have heard each other pass gas maybe 3 times, each time by accident.
I would never ever want to be in the bath room while he was pooping. It’s bad enough having to go in there after he’s had a session. We sometimes don’t shut the door all the way if we are peeing but we never just stand inside while the other is going.
Ive vey had relationships in the past where we felt totally comfortable farting all over each other and I like that SO and I keep it to ourselves.
i try to pop any blemishes he ever has but he never lets me but that’s mostly because the times he has I’ve left marks.
Post # 5
@ShabbyChicBee: My husband and I are like that! Although, he has helped me with a softcup before (difficulties the first time lol), but we’re really not too squeamish about each others bodies. Then again, we raise tarantulas and feeder roaches, so we’re not really “squeamish” people in general (unless it’s centipedes).
Post # 6
@BeeinBoston: I’m with you on this one! To each their own, but I couldn’t be on board with that type of ‘comfort’.
Post # 7
My Boyfriend or Best Friend talks about his poo like its his best friend, he proudly annouces every morning “guess what time it is?? My favorite time! POOP Time!” He regularly asks me to be his “pooping buddy” meaning he will go to one bathroom to poop and he wants me to go to the other bathroom to poop at the same time! We also have the app snapchat on our phones and he has not once but twice sent me a picture of his poop. *insert eyeroll here* haha
He wont come in the bathroom if I’m showering, and wont let me in the bathroom while hes showering.
He tries to stick his fingers in my nose, which makes me freak out. So since I wont let him stick his fingers up my nose he picks his nose and offers me his boogers.
Post # 8
I haven’t shaved him, and he hasnt helped me with womanly duties, but everything else has been fair game. We’ve been together almost 13 years, and he’s watched me birth our Dirty Delete from my nether-region, so, yeah.
Post # 9
- Wedding: October 2011 - Bed & Breakfast
Those things would not fly in our household. The only time I will help him with any sort of issue like that is if he is utterly incapable of helping himself. And if I ever need that sort of assistance, we can hire someone. I prefer for my bodily functions to remain a mystery to my husband.
Post # 10
He or I will pee while the other is in the shower. We’ve both shaved each other. I pop his pimples. We will (sometimes) talk poop, but no looking at it or doing it front of the other lol.
Post # 11
We are not “grossly comfortable,” and don’t plan to be, woth the exception that I have helped him with some gross tasks, which I didn’t mind doing (e. g., once he had a boil or something on his back, I lanced and emptied it. Yes it was gross but it needed doing).
If it’s not necessary to share our “grossness” with each other though, we certainly don’t. It’s not a matter of us not knowing about it but simply not wanting to expose each other to it.
Post # 12
@ShabbyChicBee: None of the above! I’m just not one that talks about bathroom stuff with anyone. One of my friends is really brave and she will call me and say, I’m in the neighborhood and need to poop, can I come over? I am like oookkkaay… But I would never call someone and ask that.
I had surgery one time and SO was helping me put my clothes on and I got really nauscious and I was like please leave, please leave, PLEASE leave! And I kicked him out of the room so I could throw up. Poor guy had no idea what I was talking about!
Post # 13
We always shower together if we are getting ready at the same time. Usually I get up to go pee and turn the water on and I get in first because I take longer. I think he uses the other restroom if I am in the shower and then he comes and I always ask, What’s the password? And he gives it and comes in. We have different passwords if we are at his house or mine and he always forgets the one at his house. haha
Post # 14
We like to maintain a certain level of mystery in our marriage.
@ShabbyChicBee: Sorry but why in the world would he want to put a tampon in for you? The other things you listed aren’t *that* bad but a tampon? sorry that’s just kind of gross.
Post # 15
We are grossly comfortable with each other, minus pooping. We need our privacy lol
Post # 16
@ShabbyChicBee: Nothing is safe anymore now that I am pregnant. I have no choice but to fart in front of him, which I was saving for NEVER!! But it didn’t work out that way. We have even touched the surface of all the things you’ve done, lol. We are private with bathroom things and stuff like that. The farthest I’ve gone is clean out his eyes, got a booger from his nose, and went pee while he was in there (he had to be in the shower curtain closed though).
By the way, the tampon thing made me barf in my mouth a little, lol. I applaud you guys for being *that* comfortable with each other. Holy moly.