(Closed) How many times do you have to scream into the phone…

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Post # 32
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

LOL I am cracking up over these responses. 

Post # 33
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

@Corilee13: I will tell you what I do when they call my grandparents house and try to sell or get personal information from them because they are elderly. I answer the phone and find out its one of them. Then I start talking about what I want to talk about… why not? They will.

I will witness to them about Jesus and ask them if they know the Lord…. I’ll even sing. By the time its over they are ready for me to get off the phone its not the other way around.

Its a wonder before when you just say please don’t call.. they don’t get it. When you talk, sing, prayer, and witness to them THEY NEVER CALL YOU BACK! 🙂

Post # 35
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2009

@misssydneyj: that has got to be the best response ever!!!!

Post # 36
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

These are all freaking hilarious. I may use some. I usually answer with “Penny’s Whore House, How may we pleasure you?” or in a sultry tone “Thank you for calling Dark Pleasures, how can we make your fantasy become your reality?” Both of these usually recieve a dead air and a sudden click. Hm, wonder why. I do change the first one up for Halloween. “Penny’s House of Horrors. How can we flay you?”

Post # 37
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

My boss answers his phone ” City morgue, you kill em’ we chill em”

My roomate answers ” What, I am about to have sex. This better be good.”

I answer, ” Hello, stop calling me.”

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