(Closed) how men & women shower….

posted 9 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

lol sounds about right. i remember the first time my bf and i showered together he was like.. ohhh… thats why it takes you so long. Was also amazed i keep face wash in the shower, what a novel idea! heh. 

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

HAHA! I love this.  Some of this is SO true, and some of it is funny to think about.  I live with my FH so I am used to it.  I have been here a year though and I am STILL to this day trying to get him to put his laundry in the right baskets!! Is it really that hard..

White basket is for whites, red is for colors, blue is for jeans, and then there is one(forgot the color) for towels!  Not too complex!

Post # 6
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

Lol, that is pretty much how it goes.  So funny!

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house!

lolol. that’s fantastic.

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2009

the woman part is a little ridiculous, but the male part is pretty dang funny.

Post # 9
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Helper bee

Everything on man side sounds accurate except for the towel-around-waist part, he just gets out of the shower and dances naked around the house until (much thrusting of pelvis, arms thrown up, flailing around) he has my attention 😛

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

That is so funny!! WHY do guys blow their nose in the shower?? Seriously.

Post # 11
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

… my boyfriend showers more like a woman and I shower more like a man! Honestly, I HATE being wet. That includes showers, so I’ll get in, wash my hair, lather up, shave and get out. He’ll take 30 minutes just to wash his HAIR!

Post # 12
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

@eloping: this had me at ‘woo woo’ too. I literally almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.

My Fiance takes a bath & reads, followed by a shower. lol I hate baths… I remember the first time I “caught” him taking a bath. The look on his face was priceless!

Post # 13
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

I used to date a guy that would do the “woo hoo” at me. Not hot. Dh likes to dance like a male dancer in his undies on his way to the bathroom for me. Cracks me up every time =]

Shoot, what woman showers like that?!?!? haha, fancy women must =]

He’s totally weirded out that i blow my nose in the shower, too. I have a rainforest waterfall faucet and it always ends up in my nose! =]

Or i’m just really gross. Whatever.

Post # 14
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

lol that is so incredibly accurate! i just read it to Fiance, he agrees… haha. thanks for the laughs!

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

The wet towel on the bed – I just don’t get it! And it drives me crazy!

Post # 16
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

AHAHAHAHAH!!!! Love it, sooooo true!

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