(Closed) How to tell if you're at a hipster wedding (funny)

posted 6 years ago in Themes
  • poll: According to this flowchart, I'm having/had
    a hipster wedding! : (2 votes)
    4 %
    almost a hipster wedding. (definitely a hipster anniversary party) : (10 votes)
    22 %
    a hipster free wedding : (33 votes)
    73 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    882 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    Ha! I love the part where if there is no alcohol: YOU ANE NOT A HIPSTER WEDDING. You are not at a NON-hipster wedding. You are at the wedding from hell. 

    too funny!

    Post # 4
    Member
    6512 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: September 2012

    LOL, I just got this in my inbox and went through it to see what our wedding was too!  We apparently were almost a hipster wedding – the wedding hashtag earned us that honor lol.

    Post # 5
    Member
    1115 posts
    Bumble bee

    The wedding from hell part had me dying. That and the unclaimed barefoot baby in $800 clothing. 

    Post # 6
    Member
    10453 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: February 2014

    Ooh I’m free of hipsters!

    Post # 7
    Member
    2335 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: November 2012

    Ha!  I love this!  Tuxedo-wearing jug players playing Hall & Oates is my idea of a good time but, oddly-enough, I’m having a hipster-free wedding.

    Post # 8
    Member
    1828 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    this is fantastic! and ill be hipster-free

    Post # 9
    Member
    2335 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: November 2012

    This part of the top paragraph is a gem:  If the wedding you’re at more resembles a disconcertingly perfect yard sale than a traditional nuptial, you may actually be at a hipster wedding. 

    Post # 11
    Member
    1844 posts
    Buzzing bee

    “does the font remind you of where the wild things are” 

    I actually had to google that

    Post # 12
    Hostess
    11167 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper

    LMAO!

    I’d like to add that at any point if the groom’s pants are tighter than your own you just might be at a hipster wedding.

    Post # 13
    Member
    6212 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2013 - The Liberty House

    I love this! no matter what path i take and even if I lie a little, my wedding is  not hipster hahaha 

    Post # 14
    Member
    757 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: August 2013

    My wedding is a borderline hipster wedding, but my Future Sister-In-Law who is getting married this weekend is DEFINITELY a hipster wedding. I love the “In a barn No..wait…whose barn is this anyway.” Thats happening, so is the guy from a random band, and the beards, and the mason jars.

    Post # 15
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    2143 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2015

    Glad I’m not having a hipster wedding! Sometimes it’s something within me that I have to fight against

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