Post # 1
We currently live in a house that has been turned into apartments. We have the bottom unit and our lovely neighbor has the top…
heres our problem: Our neighbor has had incredibly loud obnoxious sex since the day (literally) we moved in. The bed squeaks like crazy and the headboard smacks real hard against the wall and it’s so damn loud. The worst part is it’s always at wee hours of the morning on week nights. Sunday-Thursday starting at midnight and sometimes ending at 3am. Even after they are done they walk around the room until they get tired and fall asleep. We have complained to her nicely but it didn’t work. We even got landlord involved (who is the sweetest guy) and of course she was pissed and confronted us in the worst way. The landlord said that they could evict her all we have to do is say the word but we don’t want problems like that.
It’s been hell for almost a year!! We finally have decided to move out at the end of April (we are breaking the lease and already signed a new lease) bc we just can’t take it anymore. We wanted to give her a night of hell the day before we move, what revenge would you take on a self entitled rude neighbor?
Post # 2
FebruaryBride026 : I am too impressed with this woman’s sex life to comment on how to solve your problem, sorry, lol!
Good luck Bee!
ETA: about the revenge (which I never read, was too busy pondering the logistics of Sunday to Thursday 3 hour, nightly sex sessions and the insuing sleep deprivation. Girl is committed, I tell you. ) No revenge. We are all adults. Move on.
Post # 4
You had the opportunity to solve this problem (having the land lord evict her) you chose not to. You chose to deal with it. Don’t be petty and immature. Just move out and be glad you won’t need to deal with it anymore.
Post # 5
FebruaryBride026 : I would spring for some music mixing software, record a particularly loud night, and slip the mixtape I’ve lovingly crafted under the door before leaving forever. I’d also leave a note warning the next tenant about the noise.
Post # 6
Speck_ : hahah that’s a good idea!!
Mind you this woman told us we have to deal with it because it’s a part of apartment living
Post # 7
hikingbride : Shesaidyes : oh come on…I think it’d be funny for all the sleepless nights we’ve had
Post # 8
Good for them and their active, healthy sex life. I really fail to see how she’s rude and self-entitled. It sounds like she’s living her life. Having sex and keeping different hours than you isn’t rude. Clearly you’ve never done shift work. People are allowed to be awake in their own home and walk around any time they like. It’s not her fault you both chose to live in a house with apparently really thin walls that wasn’t designed for multiple occupancy, nor is her fault you chose to be passive aggressive about it.
Don’t be petty. Do you really have nothing better to do with your time? Shouldn’t you save that energy for packing up your stuff?
Post # 9
I wouldn’t. Revenge is childish. We are all adults. Move on.
Post # 10
annabananabee : waking us up and then telling us to deal with it even after we asked her politely? Give me a break- yea her sex life is great but smacking your beds headboard up against the wall at 2am on a Monday night isn’t considerate. There are quiet hours in apartments you know…oh and she doesn’t work C shift. The woman gets like 3 hours of sleep a night.
Post # 11
Having her evicted would of been your revenge. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t if you hadn’t slept in a year.
Just start blaring music as soon as they quiet down and get to sleep.