(Closed) (humor) Are you a terrible wife? Here's a checklist.

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

lol. Nope, nope, not me. Innocent

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

Would you look at that: I’m an average wife (56)! My dinners save the day once again!

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

@faeriehazel:  I wish I could actually fill it out and do it online haha ๐Ÿ™‚ Too funny!!

Love that sleeping in pajamas instead of a night gown is a deduction… what about sleeping in the nude haaha!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2014

@faeriehazel:  I love how “has minor children to care for” is a +5 merit for each child. It’s like they understand that if you have a kid, it completely wipes clean the transgressions of cursing, smoking, drinking or “dope.” ๐Ÿ˜€

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

hilarious. I’m SO glad I was not born back then.

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Superior…that’s surprising actually ..

Post # 9
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012 - Cabin

I love it!  If it weren’t for my Darling Husband, my feet would freeze at night, among many other demerits!

Post # 10
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Worker bee

Lol, according to this list I won’t be a good wife at all!

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

40 points, I’m almost average ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I guess my marriage to FH is already doomed!   I gave up counting my demerits after getting to ‘squeezes toothpaste at the top’.  Might as well sign up for the crazy cat lady starter kit, because no one is going to want to marry me now!

 

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

My husband likes my demerits.

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

“Squeezes toothpaste at the top.”

That BITCH!

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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

@faeriehazel:  That literally made me LoL

My fiance and I took it together…

Apparently, he’s a better wife than I am. Undecided

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