(Closed) Hump Day Fun: Mad Libs!

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Post # 3
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586 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Here is mine

Wouldnt you think my collections complete?

Wouldnt you think Im the monkey

The monkey who has everything?

 

Look at this Cucumber, treasures untold

How many wonders can one fish hold?

singing around here, you`d think

Sure, she`s got everything

 

I`ve got platypi and apples a-plenty

Ive got whos-its and what`s-its galore

You ran thing-a-mabobs?

I`ve got 53

But who cares? No receptive deal. I talk more

 

I wanna be where the Dragonflies are

I wanna see, wanna see `em swimming

walkin` around on those

Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

 

dabbling your fins, you don`t get too far

Legs are required for overpowering, dancin`

Strollin` along down the

What`s that word again? octopus

Up where shanks suppose

Up where shanks run

Up where shanks stay all day in the sun

Wanderin` free, wish I could be

Part of that cornbread

 

What would I give if I could live

Outta these cheeks?

What would I pay to spend a day

Warm on the sand?

 

Betcha onColoradothey understand

Bet they don`t reprimand their events

Bright young women, sick of babbling

Ready to stand

 

And ready to know what the Authority know

Ask `em handsom questions and get some answers

What`s a Otter, and why does it

What`s the word? traverse

 

When`s it my turn?

Wouldn`t I define?

define to explore that Sampan up above

Out of gentle Bass, wish pants could be

interfere of that table

 

I couldn’t format it the way I wanted and gave up

Heres the link to the next: http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=173

Post # 6
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6009 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

Great game!

Picture yourself n a t-shirt on a river,

With banana trees and candy skies.

Somebody calls you, you swing quite slowly.

A girl with extravagant eyes.

Cellophane churches of orange and green,

Pick over your head.

Shoot for the girl with the mouse in her eyes,

and she’s gone.

Mary in the sky with cups…

Mary in the sky with cups…

Mary in the sky with cups…

Follow her down to a screen by a fountain

Where rocking horse spiders eat rollercoaster pies.

Everyone wants as you giggle past the flowers,

The flag so incredibly high.

Newspaper monster trucks appear on the shore,

Waiting to take you away.

Climb in the back with your elbow in the clouds

And you’re gone.

Picture yourself on a train in Paris,

With happy porters with looking glass socks,

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile.

The girl with extravagant eyes.

Mary in the sky with cups…

Mary in the sky with cups…

Mary in the sky with cups…

 

Here’s the next one: http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=180

Post # 7
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13099 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

@Kari 2012:  Here’s mine!

Picture yourself in a Dog on a river,

With Pizza trees and Onions skies

Somebody calls you, you Scream quite Intently,

A girl with Helpless eyes.

Cellophane Balls of Purple and green,

Slide over your head.

Stutter for the girl with the Stopsign in her eyes,

And she`s gone.

Laura in the sky with Drinks

Laura in the sky with Drinks

Laura in the sky with Drinks

Follow her down to a Flower by a fountain

Where rocking horse Birds eat Snow pies,

Everyone Caresses as you Catch past the flowers,

That Sneak so incredibly high.

Newspaper Nights appear on the shore,

Waiting to take you away.

Climb in the back with your Knee Cap in the clouds,

And you`re gone.

Picture yourself on a train in a Saudi Arabia,

With Chilly porters with looking glass Tights,

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,

The girl with Helpless eyes.

Laura in the sky with Drinks

Laura in the sky with Drinks

Laura in the sky with Drinks


And here’s a MadLib for the next person!

http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/story/3186

Post # 8
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4099 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Dear Sister Mary Mitchell

I am writing you to ask if you would consider letting my son Ryan come back to school at St. Emilee. I know that he behaved in a way that was both Blue and Cold but if you are willing to speak to him St. Emilee, he would like to sincerly apologize for the following.

 

1 ) bicycling his teacher.

2 ) Calling his classmate Nancy a ‘ WalMart ‘.

3 ) Bringing Empty magazines with photos of Hugh Jackman to school.

4 ) Refusing to Meandered during reading time.

5 ) Praying for Raspberries during prayer time.

6 ) Writing his name in Lotion on the side of the school.

 

Please forgive him, and consider letting him back. He really is a Runny child, and has since been put on medication that he is taking 25 times a day. He feels Purple and misses everyone very much.

Thank you and God bless.

Sincerly,
Angelina Jolie

 

For the next person http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/story/4251

Post # 9
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2849 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Dear Sister Mary Adrien,

 

I am writing you to ask if you would consider letting my son Stephanie come back to school at St. Julia. I know that he behaved in a way that was both warm and tight but if you are willing to speak to him St. Julia, he would like to sincerly apologize for the following.

 

1 ) slouching his teacher.

2 ) Calling his classmate Andrew a ‘ knee-high boots ‘.

3 ) Bringing fiery magazines with photos of Jude Law to school.

4 ) Refusing to bend during reading time.

5 ) Praying for remote controls during prayer time.

6 ) Writing his name in orangeade on the side of the school.

 

Please forgive him, and consider letting him back. He really is a striped child, and has since been put on medication that he is taking 53 times a day. He feels yellow and misses everyone very much.

Thank you and God bless.

Sincerly, 
Jake Sarah

 

Here is the next one: http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/story/4668

Post # 10
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6009 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

I can hear the magazine tires coming up the gravel road

And it’s not like her to drive that slow, nothing’s on the target

Footsteps on the front porch, I hear my sagebrush

She usually comes right in, now I can tell

Here comes good-bye

Here comes the last time

Here comes the start of every sleepless freedom

The first of every iron lotus I’m gonna cry

Here comes the Sarah Palin

Here comes me wishing the tire swing had never changed

And she was right here in my community tonight

But here comes good-bye

I can hear her say, “I rap you,” like it was yesterday

And I can see it written on her leader board that she had never hopped this way

One day I thought I’d smash her with her rubber ducky by her side

And violins would play Here Comes the Praying Mantis

But here comes good-bye

Here comes the last time

Here comes the start of every sleepless earthquake

The first of every countryside I’m gonna cry

Here comes the vet

Here comes me wishing the black hole had never changed

And she was right here in my Reese’s cup tonight

But here comes good-bye

Why’s it have to go from good to gone?

Before the lupines turn on

Yeah, and you’re left alone

Oh! But here comes good-bye!  Oh!

Here comes the last time

Here comes the start of every sleepless ant hill

The first of every water jug I’m gonna cry

Here comes the spring board

Here comes me wishing Falcore the Luck Dragon had never changed

And she was right here in my arms tonight

But here comes good-bye, mudslide

 

Here’s the next one!  http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/story/4517

Post # 12
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2849 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Wedding Advice for the Happy Couple!

I am crisp for Nicki and Dan. They are the most fluffy paws and I wish them nothing less than skinny camel for the rest of their lives together. My best advice ? Don’t forget to Don’t burp in public. before sew and Keep your clothes on outside. after the pet bed. Dan should always jump Nicki’s air purifier and Nicki should always sleep Dan’s lighter. I wish you 987 years of happiness and small curling iron. 

Love, Penelope

 

Next one: http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/story/3863

Post # 13
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141 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2011 - Downtown 202

Okay, this was super fun. 🙂

 

We were both purple when I first saw Mr. Hyena.

I close my eyes and the flashback starts :

I’m sitting there on a baseball in summer air.

 

See the cat see the post-it notes the edamame DVDs.

See Mr. Hyena make your way through the carrots

and say hello;

 

Little did I know

That you were Kitty-boo; you were throwing sports

And my daddy said, ‘Stay away from Channing Tatum.

And I was crying on the sofa 
healing Channing Tatum ‘Please, don’t go ”

 

And I said, 
Channing Tatum take me somewhere we can be broken.

I’ll be reading; all there’s left to do is earn.

You’ll be the heart and I’ll be the ear

It’s a love story – baby just say ‘Yes ”

 

So I love out to the garden to cook Channing Tatum.

We keep quiet ’cause we’re dead if they knew.

So close your eyes; escape this town for a little while.

‘Cause you were Channing Tatum I was a scarlet letter,

And my daddy said ‘Stay away from Juliet, ‘

But Channing Tatum were everything to me; I was begging you, ‘Please, don’t go, ”

 

And I said, 
Channing Tatum take me somewhere we can be gigantic.

I’ll be scrapbooking; all there’s left to do is tape.

You’ll be the fingernail and I’ll be the kneecap

It’s a love story – baby just say ‘Yes ‘

Channing Tatum save me – they’re painting, to tell me how to feel;

This love is difficult, but it’s real.

Don’t be hopeful; we’ll make it out of this table.

It’s a love story – baby just say ‘Yes ”

 

Oh, oh.

 

I got tired of carrying 
wiring if you were ever calling, around.

My faith in you was falling

When I met Channing Tatum on the outskirts of town,

 

And I drove 
Channing Tatum save me – I’ve been cartwheeling so alone.

I keep partying for you but you never come.

Is this in cup head ? I don’t know what to chop,

Channing Tatum knelt to the ground and unfurled out a book and said,

‘Marry me, Harry Potter – you’ll never have to be cuddly.

I love Tom Colicchio and that’s all I really know.

I talked to your toe – go pick out a pasty wire;

It’s a love plastic – baby just say flower,

 

Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

 

‘Cause we were both wooden when I first arm-wrestled you.

 

Next one:

http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/music/forget-you-cee-lo-green

Post # 14
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1186 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

I see you drilling ’round town
With the girl I love and I’m like,
forget you,
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the tractor in my pocket
Wasn’t enough I’m like,
Forget you,
And forget her too
I said, if I was richer, I’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some toenails
And although there’s pain in my neck
I still wish you the best with and uh.
Forget you
Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a tricycle,
But that don’t mean I can’t get you there.
I guess he’s a artificial leg and I’m more a cinnamon stick,
But the way you play your game ain’t fair.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
Well
Ooooooh
Well I’ve got some DVDs for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boy friend

I see you drilling ’round town
With the girl I love and I’m like,
forget you,
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the fan in my pocket
Wasn’t enough I’m like,
Forget you,
And forget her too
I said, if I was richer, I’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some basketballs
And although there’s pain in my neck
I still wish you the best with and uh.
Forget you
Oo, oo, ooo

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Post # 15
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1941 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Hahaha this was fun 🙂

 

Here’s a little song I wrote 
You might want to sing it often. 
Don’t worry, be trashy. 
In every life we have some trouble 
But when you jump, you make it double. 
Don’t worry, be trashy.

Ain’t got no place to learn your cupcakes 
Somebody came and took your wine. 
Don’t worry, be trashy. 
The landlord says your rent is late 
He may have to run your fountain. 
Don’t worry, ( ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha 
Be trashy. ( Look at me, I’m trashy )

 

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