(Closed) Husbands Say the Darnedest Things

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
2224 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

“ew i didnt know soda could get moldy” (that gem was just revealed as i read this topic)

Post # 6
427 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@bestbuddies:  I should have so many of these, my SO and I are always saying these terribly ridiculous things but… I can’t think of any!!!! Undecided

Post # 7
3174 posts
Sugar bee

Whenever I get mad at him he asks me if it’s my time of the month.  He knows that I hate it when he does that but he does it anyway. 

Post # 8
200 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

My fiance today declared that we are a power couple because he only owns X-Men 2 and I own X-Men 1 & 3

Post # 10
1630 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

My fiancee says and does the darndest things.


A few days ago we got into a hardcore nerf fight and he shot me in the head while i was in the shower. hahah

Post # 12
24 posts
  • Wedding: July 2012

When my fiance and I were planning our wedding and hit the 99 day mark I said “You know what is really exciting? WE HAVE UNDER 100 DAYS UNTIL OUR WEDDING!” His response was “Yeah! You know what is even more exciting?!?! Only TWO WEEKS until Diablo 3 comes out!” ….uhhh what??? To this day he claims he didn’t mean it was actually a more exciting event, just that is was so much closer.  His family and I still give him crap about it.

Post # 13
1069 posts
Bumble bee

I asked him what the colors were at his first wedding and he said black and white. I said so all of your invites, decor, etc was black and white? His response was “I guess so, I wore black she wore white” lol

Post # 15
1382 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

My FH asked me about the vendors I recently hired.. without thinking, he asked me, “Wait, how many musicians are in a string trio?”


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