(Closed) I am SO glad I am not single..(well legally yea..for a while anyway)

posted 9 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2009

What a classy guy… My fave part is the following: She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions.

ha! 

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee

I also thank the good lord once in a while that I’m not single So glad the awkwardness of the beginning of dating is over! There are so many more "misses" out there than "hits" lol I didn’t even read the whole thing, but good luck to that guy. At least he knows what he wants!

Post # 5
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

bwahahahahahah "Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS"… this coming from a bald guy (i have no issues with bald guys, just those that either try to hide it or have demands on others while lacking it themselves)

just got back onto Bee after our PNG weddinga and this is my first thread!  what a hoot

Mark is an idiot and its little wonder the guy is single after reading some of that rubbish

*waving* 

Post # 6
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2009 - Barr Mansion

Can’t stop reading this.  Hilarious!  Did you get to the tantric sex part?

Post # 9
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Bumble bee

Yep….ladies….welcome to my world. 

More than just the um…..odd fellows that you describe, I am plagued with FLAKES!  I’m over it, so I’m taking a break from dating for a while and am just going to focus on me (me, me, ME!!!)    

Post # 11
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

re hairpieces: i dont get guys and their hair obsession (or lack off)…. i would find a guy that just going with what nature intended much more attractive than someone that pays for a piece or works hard at trying (and failinig) to hide it. honestly, some days i just want to grab total strangers on the bus and shake them and say you are a good looking guy – dump the comb over. if you are reading this out there guys – alot of ladies find folically challenged men cute

i have a very single (and looking) friend and after dealing with/listening to her heart woes i have said to hubby in the past "promise me i never have to go back out there again"

goodluck Lorienne…. i found my Mr when i wasnt looking so i think taking a break and spending time on yourself is a good plan

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

So many great parts! And then this…."Nonjudgmental." That made me laugh the hardest.

Post # 15
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

holy shit thats funny

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2009

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My 85yr old grandfather has more hair than he does. My favorite part was at the beging where he basically says "I am going to write a book and you WILL enjoy it!" LOL  And i wonder where he got the direct line to God. . . I’ve been looking for one. . . . . .. . hmm. . . . .

I wonder if he realizes that such a woman does NOT exist? Someone should tell him before his ego puffs up to the point of explosion

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