(Closed) I asked my husband what he thought all the TTC acronyms meant…

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Post # 33
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2016 - Hunter Valley

This made my day! I am crying I laughed so hard

Post # 34
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Busy bee

I just asked DH…..

FWW – f**k what a waste

TTC – time to cum

POAS – point of artificial insemination 

NTNP – not tonight never probably 

OPK – Only preventing chlamydia 

BFP – boyfriend’s penis 

EWCM – eww did you just cum on me 

BBT – Both balls thrashed 

BFN – big fat negative 

DPO – Double penetration ovulation 

CD – cock denied

HPT – happy penis time 

BC – before coming

BD – big day 



Post # 35
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Helper bee

Ηahaha..I will absolutely ask him tonight , this made my day

Post # 36
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ OMG I’m dying!!!! This is the best tread on the Bee EVER!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Post # 37
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Busy Beekeeper

I am shaking with laughter at work…my coworkers must think i have finally lost it.

eta: my faves from this thread:

TTC – time to cum

EWCM – egg won’t come, man

BFN – baby? f***ing never

DPO – deep penetrating object 

BFP – Be Fast Please

FWW – f**k what a waste

Post # 38
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2014 - Nazareth Hall

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iamali :  This is the best!!! Gotta love husbands haha

Post # 39
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Blushing bee

This is the greatest post ever!!

Post # 41
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Worker bee

EWCM – eww did you just cum on me 

 

Hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Before I googled all of these acronyms, I was making up crazy assumptions on what they meant too.. Can’t blame the hubbys!! 

Post # 42
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2015 - Holly Hedge Estate

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iamali :  lmao, this is hilarious! I am going to try it on my DH today. haha thanks for the laughs

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foranotherworld :  pullout of a** sex?!?!?! BAHAHAHAH men are so funny

Post # 43
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

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raccoona :  “DPO – Dry prunish ovaries” <This ones my favorite! lol

Post # 44
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Worker bee

I like how almost all of them immediately think of “double penetration” when they hear DP. Hahaha hilarious 

Post # 45
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2015 - Holly Hedge Estate

Just asked my DH!!! So hilarious!!!

 

FWW – fetus water weight

TTC – time to crowning

POAS – post “something” “something” syndrome

NTNP – Not time, near pregnant

OPK –  Obstetrician Pediatrician Knowledge

BFP – Best Friends P*ssy (lol what!)

EWCM – Early week child monitoring

BBT – baby birth temperature

BFN – Birthing Focus News

DPO – Dialating Primary Ovary

CD – Chromes Disorder (i think he meant Chrones)

HPT – Hyper-extended P*ssy Track

BC – Baby Color

BD – Baby Depth 

VBAC – Vaginal Birth After Care

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