(Closed) I cannot, CANNOT poop when boyfriend is around.

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 61
2424 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: NJ

I had a friend who lived for a short time with her in-laws, after she got married. She wouldn’t poop in their house at all. She wouldn’t poop in work either. She went to her parents house every day to poop.

I am sure that made them feel special. She had a fixation on being gorgeous beautiful sexy and perfect. So I don’t know if she couldn’t or wouldn’t let anyone know she had human bodily functions.

Post # 62
2016 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I am not a fan of using the bathroom when others are within earshot.

Shortly after Darling Husband and I started dating he decided to cook me dinner for the first time. He didnt read a label correctly and accidently fed me something with Milk in (I am lactose intollerant). Well shortly after I got terrible stomach cramps and tried to hold it in. In the end I had no choice but to run upstairs and spent the next hour making horrific noises in the bathroom from both ends! Poor Darling Husband was so concerned and felt terrible for ‘poisoning’ me but It certainly did break the ice. I was motified however.

a couple of years prior when I was still trying to figure out the cause of my bowel issues I went to a family BBQ with my ex. There was a fabulous chocolate fountain and I over indulged. 30 minutes later I rushed upstairs and nobody saw me for almost an hour. One of his younger cousins knocked on the bathroom door to see if I was ok and then proceed to shout out the window to my ex in front of everyone that chocolate lime has the shits!! OMG MORTIFIED! we left soon after but had to stop at every service station on the way home so i could poop some more!

Now Darling Husband and I have a very open poop relationship. We tell each other that we are off to go poop and talk about it after ha eww gross i know! I wont however let him come in the bathroom if I am using the loo.

Work is a different kettle of fish. I am a lone worker as a hotel receptionist. My staff bathroom is just off the front desk. You can hear everything and I hate using it incase there is a guest at the desk waiting for me to come back. I have to hold it in until I finish my shift as I dont really get 5 minutes where I can shut myself in the bathroom to poop.

I am at work now, desperate to poop but there are far too many guests still wondering about.

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