(Closed) I caught FI cheating via voicemail :(

posted 6 years ago in Emotional
Post # 3
459 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

HAHA! OMG! You almost had me in tears…I can’t even explain to you how big the lump in my throat was…I was sooooo sad for you! I’ve made a fool out of myself countless times. Thankfully we both have forgiving FIs with a good sense of humor 😉


Post # 4
688 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I am sorry but that story crack me up. I am glad he realy did not cheat on you.  I am sorry you are having sugery tomororw and I hope its nothing major. My stor is not as good as yours but I hope it will help you take your mind off the surgery. I knew Fiance purchased my engagement ring because we went ring shopping and left the card with pick up time on the table. I swear for an entire week i search up and down our small ass apartment for that ring and came up with nothing. He finaly popped the question and I asked him where he hid the ring. He said I put it in the one place I knew you would never go look. He had the sucker outside in the balcony storage because he knows I hate bugs and would never go out there. The entire week he knew I was looking for that ring he would ask me to go get stuff outof the storage closet and I said HELL NO! I thought I was way smarter then him but he showed me I was dead wrong.

Post # 5
647 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Holy crap that is the funniest story and sounds like something I would do. The entire time I was reading it I was like “I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE’S MARRYING HIM!?! What a sleeze bag. I can’t believe she’d hate a Christmas tree!!” and then the kicker. 

Post # 6
7693 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

@jayebaby:  Sorry, but I LMAO!  I have a good one for you.  This happened to someone I know.  Here’s a true story. 

 The woman and man are a young couple.  They have a couple of kids, rarely go out. The woman is really excited because they are going out this New Year’s Eve.  They hire a babysitter, because they don’t get out much, the babysitter hasn’t sat often for them, but that’s ok.  The woman buys a new outfit, a blouse and a pair of pants.  She does her hair up, gets it really set, and sprays it like crazy to stay nice for the whole evening/night.  She is dressed to the nines.  They leave, and have a great time.  The woman has a little too much to eat, and is sleepy.  So to be comfortable for the (long) ride home, she undoes her zipper, and she puts her head on her husband’s lap on the way home.  They arrive home, she opens the door and gives the babysitter money.  The babysitter is looking at her a bit-and she thinks of how “awesome” she looks tonight, so she figures that is what the babysitter is looking at her and thinking that she looks pretty impressive all done up!  As the husband takes the babysitter home, the wife looks in the mirror, and realizes that her make-up is now a mess!  Her pants are undone!  And her hair is flat and sticking straight up from having her head on husband’s lap. 

Post # 7
247 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

wow! thats crazy….you did a good job of building that up tho! I never would have guessed! Congrats on your engagement:)

Post # 8
10851 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

Holy sweet mother…. I was getting so angry for you!!! Thank god your Fiance was so understanding and has a good sense of humour!! And thank god you didn’t go beat up Megan before doing your detective work, LOL!!!

Post # 9
204 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

for christmas, i got my husband a photo personalized mug for his tea to take to work. well, one day it came up missing. he kept asking me where it was! i was so mad at him for losing it, i actually threw his tea bags away! well, a few days later at work i happen to open the cabinet under the coffee pot and there is the stinkin’ mug! i felt like such a donkey’s butt, but he laughed and made me buy him more tea bags!

Post # 10
5984 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2010

@jayebaby:  omg this is hillarious. I was so pissed at him and then almost died laughing when I found out!! AHAHA! It was YOUR annoying voice, ahaha! that was the best part! too funny. I am glad Fiance forgive you quickly! 😀 Poor guy…LOL

Post # 11
5993 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

holy crap!  my stomach was churning for you and even after reading it all i still feel bad – wow!

Post # 12
1289 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

That story is awesome!

Post # 13
14496 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

OMG… I was half way through that was like HOW ARE YOU STILL WITH THIS ASSHOLE!?!?  wow…. You got yourself a keeper all right! 

Post # 14
827 posts
Busy bee

Reminds me of a similar moment in my relationship:

My man: *flipping through photos on his phone*
My man:  That’s you!
Me: oh, whoops…
Both:  *erupt in fit of laughter* 

Yeah, I had a stupid moment there lol.   

Post # 15
3360 posts
Sugar bee

AhahHAHAHAHHAhHhaHAhhahhahAHAHH !!!!! Thank you so much for sharing this !! 🙂 

Post # 16
1133 posts
Bumble bee

OMG WOMAN!!! hahaha I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the d-bag to admit what he did to you!!! Lol, that’s awful. SO embarassing! I was thinking, what the heck she’s talking about this pretty non-chalant and she’s still with her Fiance so what the heck happened. OMG, how could you not remember it being you?? That’s just so hilarious. Your poor Fiance was probably like lord jesus, what is she talking about. 

I know girls who have done something like that on PURPOSE in trying to trick their Boyfriend or Best Friend to admit something. That’s so awful. I’m so happy that did NOT happen to you, I don’t know how I’d feel about my SO living with a chick. Ehhhh. Go you 🙂 You seem very happy now so that’s all that matters. Too funny though, seriously.

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