Post # 1
So, some time has passed and therefore I thought I would share a honeymoon story with you.
We went to a great resort, Couples San Souci in Ocho Rios, Jamaica. Just lovely. The resort is built into a cliffside and you also feel like you’re in a rain forest with lush, dense vegetation around you.
Anyway, our room was on the ground floor with a gorgeous view. Each day we would wake up around 7ish and hit breakfast early. So I get out of bed (wednesday) and go to the bathroom. I flush and walk over to wash my hands when all of a sudden I felt something move under my right breast. I immediately freak out. I jump up and down, move my breasts and scream. What falls out from under my little nightie?
Yes, bees…a cockroach. The Hubs comes running into the bathroom, I tell him what happened and he goes on a killing spree (that little bugger was a fast one). So I continue to freak out on the bed thinking and wondering…if that roach was nestled under my breast while I was in bed…where else could it have wondered? OH MY GOD. I immediately showered then we immediately went to the front desk.
Now, I can understand that we’re on the ground flooor and of course there could be bugs but wow…not under my boob…in bed…ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Needless to say, they were mortified and we got moved to the 2nd floor of a different building with a killer view.
Post # 3
Aaaah! I’m grossed out just reading that.
Ew ew ew!
Post # 4
OH MY GOSHHHHHH. No. NOO. Tell me you’re kidding. ew.
Post # 5
Nasty!! Good thing you got a better view..thats a plus side 🙂
Post # 6
@KaitlinHudson: Oh no…I wish I were kidding! It was mortifying. I laugh now and it makes for great story telling (Thanksgiving).
Post # 7
OMG! My heart would’ve stopped right then and there because there is nothing in the world that scares me more than cockroaches, lol. I can handle snakes, spiders, rats, etc. but roaches???? You are so brave, and thank God you found it before it could venture into unknown territories. Eeeeeekkkkkk!!!!!!
Post # 8
I would have DIED!!! Bugs and I, don’t get along at all. I would have been on the next plane home hahahahaa (probably not 😉
Post # 9
omg … i would have totally freak out
Post # 10
Ha, I thought this was some goofy romantic story about ‘making your heart flutter.’
AAAHK! So not! Good for you for being cool in the situation and also scoring an upgrade. Ew ew ew!
Post # 11
I gagged a little when I read this. Icktastic!
Post # 12
OMG I would freak.
When my husband was little he had a serious ear ache, he was dizzy, and felt like he was going to faint. His dad took him to the ER and the doctor pulled out a live cockroach from his ear. I’m sorry I told you all this story. It disturbs me to this day.
Post # 13
@indibee: too funny…but not so romantic!
@mwitter80: Oh no! You gagged? Sorry ’bout that!
@flamingred: Okay…well that would’ve freaked my freak too!
Post # 14
@flamingred: Apparently cockroches can’t crawl backwards and if one goes inside your ear, it can’t turn around!
Post # 15
OMG!! Both of your stories are freaking me out! Ahhhh!
Post # 16
You just made me check under my boob…
so gross, glad you got an upgrade!