(Closed) I freaking farted in front of SO!

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

HA! this made me laugh 

I also did it for the first time last week in front of my husband. I was embarassed, but its a normal thing. 

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@indigo_love:  Wow, I definitely fart in front of my husband and just don’t care lol. I’m also pregnant so I’m not holding back anymore. 

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

Oh man, lol.

Post # 6
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

…seriously?  After everything you do together and all you’ve seen, your scared to let er rip?  I mean, it’s not like I motorboat around the house or anything, c’mon, but every once in a while, it won’t be denied and THIS is happening…it all kind of broke loose after a fourth of July camping trip where Mr. 99 and I both came down with food poisoning, miles from running water…there was nothing either of us could do about it, and it was time for the mystery to be smashed to a thousand pieces as I leaned over the fender of the Jeep and horked onto the shoulder of a canyon highway…guess what?  He still loves me, thinks I’m the most gorgeous woman on the planet and knows that when I’m in the middle of a feverish dry heave, it’s best to let me lay on the cold tile in the bathroom, cause it feels better there.

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

I like to imagine that your SO was just pretending to sleep….with fake snores, like when you were a kid trying to convince your mom you’re sleeping…just so he could catch you in the act!

Don’t worry. Don’t be mortified. You’ve just opened the door to a whole new liberating world! I say you let the next one go when he’s awake…the more you let them go, the less he’ll react until eventually you can just be gassy lassie whenever and wherever!

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Also, don’t come to me about feeling mortied until you’ve let one go when he’s down south. THEN we can talk.

Post # 9
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Buzzing Beekeeper

I love letting them rip in front of Darling Husband. For all the times he’s stunk me out of a room, it’s just a little pay back.

 

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I always try to fart discreetly around anyone, regardless of if it’s my Fiance or not. I have farted around him, and had him hear it, it happens, some situations don’t allow for discreetness. In 22 months of being together he has only heard me fart twice, I always try to leave the room. 

It’s nothing to be worried about, living with someone means you’re bound to experience normal bodily functions every now and then.

Post # 11
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Once, my Fiance tackled me to the ground to start tickling me in a tickle war. He got on top of me and started tickling and as we both were laughing, he farted right on me!!!

 

hahaha.

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

lol. you might live :-p

Post # 13
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

LOL 

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

OMG! This is my fear also!! LOL… I know he has heard me toot; but I have been asleep. I don’t know why it’s so embarrassing?! but it is!!

But I know that if I ever did that in front of Fiance while awake; he would love it lol.

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Major LOL!! I do the same thing!!!! 

Post # 16
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@Artificial-Sweetener:  Sleep toots don’t count! In seven years I’ve never farted in front of Darling Husband unless I’m sleeping. If I’m not awake and I can’t control it, it doesn’t count!

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