(Closed) I freaking farted in front of SO!

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 92
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

Oh, this is the funniest thread!

FH and I are farters! I got annoyed by him earlier and totally farted on him- like full on went up to him, put my butt on him and let er rip. If he’s annoyed by the cat, he’ll fart at the cat… When we hate something on TV, we fart at it! It is so hilarious… It keeps us laughing all the time. We’re vegan, so we always have a lot of ammo too.

I grew up in a farts are funny house. We would always laugh hysterically at them and I’m glad I found a partner who feels the same way…

As a matter of fact, on our first date, I was feeling overwhelmingly emotional and FH hugged me and said- I think things will be a lot better once one of us farts! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Post # 93
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

After 5 years (3 living together) I have never farted in front of Fiance and he has never farted in front of me. I would probably feel the same way as the OP lol… I wish I could be like the other posters that just let them rip without a worry but im just to shy about it

 

Post # 94
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I have IBS and he… just farts a lot IDK… mine are usually silent though, and I can tell if they’re going to be bad and I step out for a minute…

I usually giggle if I have an audible one though and he kind of thinks that’s cute. I’d rather fart in front of him than a stranger.

Post # 95
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

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@maplemag:  OMG Fiance FARTS AT THE DOG ALL THE TIME. When I’m in a good mood I find it funny and when I’m in a bad mood I admit to rolling my eyes a liiitttlle.

Post # 96
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

Haha, this thread made me laugh. 

I don’t think FH was ever under the impression that women don’t fart so it wasn’t too terrible the first time it ever happened in front of him. I just blushed and said sorry. Haha. 

Of course, I had surgery to remove a fallopian cyst and a D&C to remove endometrial tissue  two months after we started dating and I went to stay with him for a few days after the doctor cleared me to drive again. They told me bleeding would be a side effect and I couldn’t wear tampons. First night there with FH, I bled through and it got all over his sheets. I was absolutely mortified but I guess since FH dealt with that like a champ (and going to buy me pads), farting was no big deal for him. 

Post # 97
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

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@Bebealways:  It’s usually hilarious here because the cat will meow back at his fart bomb…

I had a bf who thought farting should never happen in front of each other. He was weird with things like that though- in the morning after a sleep over he would ask me if he burped, sneezed or did anything weird in his sleep- sexy, but weird. Anyway, one night we were out to dinner and he either had bad gas or the runs because he kept excusing himself to go “fix his hair”. i couldn’t believe his insistence on pretending that he wasn’t sick to his stomach- I found it totally hilarious!

he did get his comeuppance the one time he put his face on my butt as we were walking up stairs. I had just farted… Omg, his reaction was priceless!

Post # 99
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

HAHAHAHA this great. I laughed so much at everyones responses. Thank you for this hilarious thread OP.

Post # 100
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2018

HA HA HA this is hilarious.

I attempted to pretend to be a lady in front of my Fiance when we first started dating… then one day he accidentally farted when we were in the car and that was that! I considered that a free pass haha.

Fiance and I burp, fart… whatever. But ONLY when it’s just the two of us… I would be completely mortified of farting in front of anyone else.

Post # 101
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Haha! OP, you’re so cute! When Fiance and I first started dating, the first fart was the beginning of many, many more. Just think the seal was broken, so to speak, and now you’re able to do it freely! No more waiting for a long snore or running the water in the bathroom (we’ve all done it). I remember being really embarrased too! But that’s the beauty of a growing relationship, sharing the good, the bad, and even the smelly 🙂 it makes you feel more comfortable and more free to be yourself. Because lets face it, we all fart, and statistically speaking, quite a bit per day. 

Post # 102
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Blushing bee

This is hiliarous.   I’m glad that I let my natural bodily functions be free in front of SO and others.  SO farts louder then I do and we laugh and have fun. 

Post # 103
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2019

I gave up trying to keep it in a long time ago, now I just don’t care, and he doesn’t either. I do get really embarassed though when I do when I am about to *ahem* orgasm, for some reason I fart right before I come fairly often. But other than that I only get a little embarrassed now, a few more years I probably won’t care at all.

Post # 104
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

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@Ballet513:  i too hadnt in front of him until i became pregnant, now i just dont care, im becoming less ladylike by the day!

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