(Closed) I just had to baggie a stranger's dildo (rant)

posted 6 years ago in Career
Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

Woah.  That’s a whole lot of crazy for a job you thought would be pretty humdrum!  I currently work in a supermarket (not for long!  Counting down the days until I start my new contract with a law firm in November!) and the customers just astound me.  I once had a man come super-close to me, smell me and tell me he wanted to eat my hair because it reminded him of fruit salad chews…

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Lol, isn’t front desk amazing?!

I worked front desk at a semi-upscale hotel for five years and boy… I have stories. From checking in Oprah to having a guest get tazed by the cops and everything in between… Those were some interesting years 🙂 I don’t have time to type any out but working in hotels is definitely an interesting ride! 🙂

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

OMG. Following this thread. I wish I had awesome stories. I mean, mine are from retail…boring…like the time the lady got stuck in her bra and I had to help her out, or when kids pee in the fitting rooms, or being cussed out by customers…ho hum.

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@Vidya:  OMG! I can’t even handle your stories! 

  I used to work over nights at a laundromat. I hated it!!!

  I once had this guy come in, start doing his laundry then came over and asked me ” Is your underwear dirty, ill wash them *insert creepy no teeth smile* ” I couldn’t believe he said that.

  Then I had another couple who thought it would be fun to try to break open the part where you put the quarters in. And when I told them I was calling the cops they told me they had warrents out for them and they will ‘ pleasure me’ if I change my mind and don’t call. Seriously.

  Needless to say SO made me quit lol. He was always stopping in and the guy works all day as it is. Now he sleeps like a baby LOL

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Carolyn Bessette Kennedy came into our POLO store months before they were killed in the plane crash. Everyone was freaking out. I was like 20, and like, who is this lady anyways? UGH. If I saw Oprah, I would turn into 13 year old girl crazy.

 

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2019

I’m technically an intern, but I seriously love my current job and I will be sad to leave it.

But my first job was working at a Chik-Fil-A and man, people would do ANYTHING for free food. There was once a customer that accused a coworder of laughing at her–yes, I’m serious–and demanded a free milkshake as compensation. I have at least a hundred other ridiculous encounters just like that.

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I lovelivedoves this thread. 

ETA – I hate iPhones on this board. What does that even mean?!

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012 - Southern California

I work retail [enough said!] & before I got promoted, I primarily worked returns.  Customers are something else & not in a good way!

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

A coworker (at a job I had in high school) once took out his phone and asked if I wanted to see his girlfriend. I said sure, thinking he was going to show me a picture.

Nope. It was a video of her giving him a blow job.

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I’m a massage therapist.  I’ve got some stories.

One guy who I worked on ONE time got banned for jerking off onto one of the seat cushions that was in the room (His therapist had the pleasure of finding his “present” when she went in to change the sheets).  Needless to say they banned him.  I received a letter in the mail at work from him about 2 months later.  It contained a picture of himself sitting on a bench, a pamphlet about the dangers of vaccines, and a 2 page letter explaining that the real reason he got banned from there was because it was a government conspiracy. 

 

One guy just kind of started jerking off… WHILE I WAS WORKING ON HIM.  He was face down and I was working on his calf muscle (the least sexy group of muscles ever), and he just rolled over and went for it.  It was disgusting!!!!  Yeah.  I don’t work at that place anymore..

Post # 16
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@WillyNilly:  I thought that just meant that your love for this thread was super strong.

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