(Closed) I love him, but I will not ______________________________

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 152
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

I love him but i will never let us have a threesome.

i think that’s about it… lol

Post # 153
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 2019 - Canada

Take on a sister wife! Lol we joke about it cause he’s pretty cute and gets asked about a fair bit in our town (because we don’t really know anyone) but no… 

Post # 154
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

….allow him to reintroduce Cargo Shorts into his wardrobe.

….dress our baby in ironic t-shirts or aforementioned cargo shorts.  Seriously, what’s that baby storing in there?

 

Post # 155
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2013 - Upstate NY

I love him but I will not sit in bed while he farts his rancid farts.

Post # 156
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2013 - Upstate NY

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@Prettygirltisha:  I have used his toothbrush and, truth be told, love clipping his toenails. So gross but I love it … what is wrong with me

Post # 157
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

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@lealorali:  lol i love doing that too. Actually DH would get grossed out if i used his toothbrush and i’d be like: “Uhm… i stick my tongue down your throat and you dont find that gross what’s wrong with you, lol?”

Post # 158
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Busy bee

I will not

toss his salad

stop nagging him about wearing his work boots inside

understand why he ( and pretty much all men) think it is necessary to pee standing up inside the house. I mean I totally get it if you’re outside, but ther is no need for it inside, and they just end up pissing all over the toilet. Fiance actually tried to tell me that he doesn’t piss all over the toilet and I almost die laughing. 

I will also not watch “the fights” with him unless I’m allowed to get very drunk and there is some kind of cheese dip involved.

Post # 159
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

I used to say I would never allow Fiance to be in the bathroom while I was doing my business, but after having major surgery last summer and almost needing his help (tried on my own with the door unlocked and him just outside the door in case I couldn’t do it on my own) I decided in a situation like that, whatever. It would ONLY be if medically necessary though. Any other time and not happening. Same with me seeing/helping him. if he needed it, sure. If he’s perfectly fine then no. I will not be in there when he’s doing his business.

Also back door is a no go.

Post # 160
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I would do anything for love… but I won’t give him my Dr. Pepper.  😉

 

Post # 161
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

@MrsPanda99:  OK, I’ll play!

I love him, but I will not:

1: Take up his target shooting sport (I let him teach me how to shoot, but only in case of rabid animals in the yard or something like that).

2: Clean up his office (disaster area of random piles of paper which is his “organized mess”!)

3: Do anal sex or a threesome (not that he has any desire to do that either)

4: Wait for him to clean the bathroom until he finally decides it is dirty! We have very different ideas of cleanliness!

 

Post # 162
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

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@lealorali:  lol you definitely made me laugh! There’s nothing wrong with you, there maybe be something wrong with me;-)

Post # 163
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

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@Moonbear17:  You want him to sit and pee? I saw a movie with this somewhere!! My SO would think that I’m going nuts if I told him that!

Post # 164
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

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@lealorali:  I sit through most of his farts but I would never do it while leving my nostrils unprotected!

Post # 165
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Busy bee

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@tiff-tiff-tiff:  I would love if he would sit. it’s better for your bladder to be sitting while peeing, plus it’s much more sanitary. I think it’s really weird that peeing standing up is regarded as masculine and guys don’t want to sit down because it’s feminine or something. It just makes zero sense to me. of course I would never try to force him, but he knows that I think it’s ridiculous and that cleaning the toilet is his job if he wants to do it. 

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