(Closed) I love him, but I will not ______________________________

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 17
1222 posts
Bumble bee

I love him but I will not give up my doctor when we move. I hate going to see doctors so for me to find one I actually like is a HUGE deal for me. No other doctor I’ve had has made me feel so comfortable.

I’m also pretty open, but he’s SOL if he really wants to try anal. Exit only, bud.

And finally, I love him, but I will never touch his feet. No foot rubs, nothing. Feet are icky. Especially his. I love him, but he has stinky feet.

Post # 18
1252 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

l love him but I will not:

1. Play Forza on Xbox with him

2. Go test drive cars every single day of my life like he wants me to 


Post # 19
536 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I dont want to be a kill joy but i dont think theres anything i wouldnt ever do for Fiance.

Post # 20
4788 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I love him, but I will not:

 – Let him stop shaving. He has a five o-clock shadow by noon. He grew a beard once and looked like a serial killer.

– Become a James Bond fan. I got him the movies,but they put me to sleep every single time.

Post # 21
472 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I love him but I will not let him have pizza for dinner every day

Post # 22
3038 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

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@MrsBeck: What’s up with the door?! I just don’t get why you want to sit there with your pants down and the door wide open? DH is still fairly good at this one, not like my ex boyfriend or my dad that seems to forget what a door handle is for as soon as he enters the bathroom… Traumatizing. 

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@ChicFoodist: Haha! That was the same argument my ex gave me – he basically said that I was stuck up and “living in a Jane Austen world” because I refused to have him in the bathroom when I was peeing…

Post # 23
8035 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2013

Iron his clothes, watch cricket (ok maybe if he dragged me to a game)…

Post # 24
7643 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

I love him but I will not touch is feet for any reason. No sir.

Post # 25
381 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I love him but I will not do all the housework (on principle)


Post # 26
1406 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

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@1stRosie:  I was just about to say the same thing! As long as its reasonable and it will make him happy I will be there to do it! 

Post # 27
3194 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@MrsPanda99:  have anal sex with him. we tried it once, and it was super unpleasant.

unless i am totally trashed. we did it once when i was bombed and it wasn’t so bad.


Post # 29
11533 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

Eat the “expired” food or the food in the refrigerator that is older than the rules of safe food handling recommend. 

Both of my parents, and DH, and DH’s kids could not care less if something has expired or has been in the refrigerator too long.  If it doesn’t look bad, smell bad, or feel slimy they’re fine.

My standards are much higher, however. Thankfully, DH understands this and has never objected to my opening a new package of something while he and the kids finish the “old.”

Sometimes, he’ll make pizza for himself and the kids using the “old” shredded cheese (the package says to use it wiithin three-to-five days), the old pizza sauce that has been in the refrigerator for a few weeks, and the old pepperoni (that has gone beyond what the manufacturer’s website has noted as the recommended safe period), but he knows I won’t eat it, so he’ll make one using all newly opened ingredients for me. 🙂 

I refer to their pizza the “poison” pizza, lol.  They never get sick from eating it either!

Post # 30
6013 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2019 - City, State

@MrsPanda99:  I love him, but I will not play xbox. I just don’t know how. there’s too many buttons on the damn controller. And he always kills me within 10 seconds anyway so I stopped trying.

give me mario kart and I am a champion. that’s more my speed.

Post # 31
11517 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2014

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@tiff-tiff-tiff:  had to google this one…yep, add this to my list!

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