(Closed) I love him, but I will not ______________________________

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 62
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

DH, I love you, but I WILL NOT pee with you in the bathroom! It’s creepy and gross and maybe a little privacy would be nice!

The ONLY sex thing I will not do is have a threesome (I’ll say it–I have tossed a man’s salad before!). No, DH, I will NOT share your dick!

Post # 63
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

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@MrsPanda99:  I once shrunk one of his sweaters, so he resumed laundry duties Wink

Post # 64
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

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@BrandNewBride:  I don’t share that part of my Fiance either, heh.

Post # 65
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

CUT HIS TOENAILS!!! Apparantly his mother cut them up until we started dating 4 years ago (He would have been 23). We still make fun of him to this day, but I refuse. Hes a big boy, he can cut them himself:) Although he typically waits until they are like raptor claws… Its disgusting TBH. Men.

 

Post # 66
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

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@Brielle:  Haha, Fiance and I are the opposite! He’s like, “Sweetie, it says 3-5 days after opening…” and I’m like, “Man up! It’s not moldy!”

Post # 67
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

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@Barbiestylez:  I won’t cut his, but I’ve asked him to cut mine (due to a physical disability) and he obliges.

Post # 68
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

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@stardustintheeyes:  That’s my rule too. If he isn’t willing to let me try it on him first, he’s shit outta luck!

I won’t let him move up north and become a fishing guide (dream on, buddy)

I won’t let him eat potato chips for dinner

Post # 71
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

@MrsPanda99:  You always start awesome threads!!!

 

I love him but I will not

  • Put the toilet seat down after him
  • Clean the toothpaste he manages to get all over the bin in the bathroom 
  • Let him watch sport NON-STOP at the weekend

Post # 72
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

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@classical_wolf:  He better obligue! LOL my Fiance is PERFECTLY capable… Just lazy:)

 

 

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@MrsPanda99:  Good thing she lives 90 miles away 😉 His toenails get so long at times I tell him he could scale a tree. GAG. Sometimes I say no sexy time until those claws are trimmed!

Post # 73
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

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@Barbiestylez:  I *can* do it on my own, but the attempt leaves my nails not evenly done and I get way too frustrated, so he doesn’t mind doing it, hah.

Post # 75
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

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@howsweetitis:  Hahaha! 🙂 My family would love you! They make fun of my obsession with expiration dates and food safety.

Post # 76
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

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@classical_wolf:  Hey, my Fiance is my new tanning boy. I can do my weekly self tanner OR I can coerce Fiance into tanning me from head to toe! He does a better job than me (gets my back evenly) So hey, if your Hubs is a good nail clipper, so be it;) Take advantage when you can!

 

 

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@MrsPanda99:  Feet are gross. Clammy & gag worthy! Ew. But I will beg Fiance to rub mine nonetheless;)

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