(Closed) I love horses but not their butts in my face.

posted 7 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

Haha, Darling Husband was out with a friend while he was out of town at a piano bar, and something similar happened to them – except the police pepper sprayed the crowd! Luckily Darling Husband was a little bit away from the direct spray, but the wind blew it his way, and he woke up with red eyes and a scratchy throat.  He called his friend and said “What happened last night?” and he said “DUDE, we got PEPPER sprayed!”

Silly boys!

Post # 4
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Sugar bee

@Ms. Martian:

You’re lucky they didn’t pick up your Fiance for that honestly. They must have been in good moods!  

Post # 7
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Sugar bee

@Ms. Martian:

ohhh my gosh. Being the only sober person in that mess?  shiiiittteey!  lol You’re FH owes you a pampered night out!

Post # 9
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

I would love a horse in my face! Probably not wasted though. they are soo cute 🙂

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

I went to Fantasy Fest in Key West one year, and one of my favorite memories was of this nice cop on a horse. I was pretty drunk, and some super wasted guy and I were completely mesmerized by the grey speckled horse and asked if we could pet it, and the officer let us hahaha.

I just remember thinking how huge it’s eyes were… and it’s enormous jawbone omgz. Then I got freaked out and walked away. 😡 

Post # 11
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

@thehoneybear: This totally made me laugh out loud.  I’m visualized a drunk girl standing and staring at the horse like she’s never seen one before, LOL!

Post # 12
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

LOL! He should totally make a remake of “I’m on a Boat.” HILARIOUS!

Several years ago when we were young and dumb, I had a friend that walked up to an officer mounted on a horse. He smacked the horse on the butt and ended up getting arrested for assaulting an officer. Bahahaha! [email protected]$$.

Post # 13
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@Oneeleven: Agreed.

Police Horses are amazing- I used to ride in a fundraiser pace event for county seat’s mounted police and they would bring their mounts and show off how great they are. For DH’s first horse I will totally consider buying a retired police horse- completely bomb proof and usually pretty stocky

@Eva Peron: Horses “drunk” coming out of being aced or whatever for a visit from the dentist are hilarious.

Post # 14
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

@Knubbsy-Wubbsy: I didn’t know you could adopt retired police horses! That’s a cool idea. They put up with all kinds of craziness around them, so it’d be a really calm horse. Maybe I can finally talk Fiance into getting a horse if I mention this. Tongue out

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@Stellar Magnitude: If you can find them, the officers tend to keep ahold of their mounts just because of how awesome they are

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

@Linz1231: LOL It was the first time I had seen one in a YEARS, so I probably did look that way. The wasted guy pressed his cheek up against the horse and closed his eyes while he was petting it hahaha. Omg it was a good moment.

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