- 5 years ago
- Wedding: October 2015
Now this is actually not a rant or vent post, just a humorous post. When Boyfriend or Best Friend came over to my place for the weekend, we were both feeling frisky haha.
In one day, we had some adult fun ;). Not once, not twice, but three times!
And every single time…bees, I kid you not, EVERY SINGLE TIME…
My roommate knocked on the door afterwards while we were still lying/cuddling in our typical post-coital bliss. So we had to scramble to get our clothes on before she could come in.
The first time she knocked was just so she could talk to me and catch up with each other’s days.
The second time she knocked, she had to ask me a question about something. Lol and when she knocked the second time, I was trying to tell Boyfriend or Best Friend to get dressed instead of just pulling the covers on him like he wanted. We were planning on going out to eat anyway so I figured he might as well get dressed now. But he didn’t want to, so we briefly argued over it. Until my roommate says through the door, “Just give him the covers!”
Then Boyfriend or Best Friend and I both burst out laughing.
The third time she knocked, she said through the door, “Are you serious?? Again?!” Then she just sighs and walks away. A few minutes later, I get a text from her saying “Please lock the front door, I don’t have my keys with me.”
Later on, my roommate tells me that Boyfriend or Best Friend and I have too much sex. I was very surprised because I think we have a normal amount. That’s what you do in a normal, healthy relationship. I tried to tell her this. I even told her that she would probably be having about the same amount of sex and she said “Nope, my lady parts would be way too sore!”
Oh geez. I need to find my own place so that my roommate doesn’t keep knocking on the door right after we do the deed! Haha! And also so that my roommate doesn’t think we are just perverts having sex 24/7 lol.
What is a normal amount of sex to you in a normal, happy, healthy relationship? Since Boyfriend or Best Friend and I tend to see each other only on the weekends, you can bet that we do it every weekend night. And if he has the whole weekend off, we do it at least once a day, maybe twice a day. Maybe if we’re REALLY in the mood, we’ll do it three times a day. But typically, it’s just 1-2 times per day.