(Closed) I will never look at a bagel the same way

posted 6 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

well i just squeezed my legs together! – not even a cherrio can get through right now!

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

oh dear lord

Post # 5
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Sugar bee

Oh my!! Yikes… but I’m actually glad I saw this, makes it easier to understand 🙂 

Post # 6
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

@eloping:  LOL. My thoughts exactly

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

LOL I had to show my Fiance… his reaction was priceless!

Post # 8
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

What really blows my mind is that I got my son out of a bagel sized opening… he was a pretty big 10 lb baby.. I need to give myself more mommy credit sometimes. lol

Post # 9
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Bumble Beekeeper

Oh cripes.  The cracker was bad enough and the pop can is downright scary nevermind that bagel. :S

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

I couldn’t make it to ‘soda can’ without re-thinking my visions of natural birth for our future children. Dear Lord. I mean, I think I was much more comfortable with the theoretical 8-10cm…now I can guarantee I will think of Coke cans and bagels while in labor. LOL.

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

Holy sliced banana. I’ve had a kid but that actually made me go WOW.

When I had someone peering up between my legs saying ‘Oh you’re so many centimeteres dialated’ it honestly scares me as to what they saw. O.o

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

Haha, wow.  I thought this was going to be about nutrition information!  🙂

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

Owwwww…. 

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2012 - Zama Beach Club, Isla Mujeres, Mexico

Oh, wow.

Post # 16
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

I am clenching my jaw right now because I just realized how big that is. And then I pictured my vagina being a large gaping bagel sized hole. Omg AHHHHHHhhhh

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