Post # 1
I wish diarrhea upon my friend, who I spend countless hours speaking with and consoling regarding his dating “woes”…I really care for you but do not care for your most recent comparison of my body to your latest “fling’s” body only to tell me she could stand to lose 10 lbs!
Post # 3
An old classmate of mine who was a total bully. She was like the Queen Bee in Mean Girls; everyone wanted her to like them because…well, I guess she was an Alpha type. And everyone was too scared of her to NOT want to be liked by her.
Btw, I love how you came up with wishing diarrhea upon someone. It’s bad enough to give you some satisfaction, but not violent enough to cause them permanent harm.
Post # 4
@abirdword: ahaha thanks, but I totally stole this from a radio show I listen to in the morning!! lolol