(Closed) If my pet could talk, what would it say?

posted 8 years ago in Pets
Post # 3
14494 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

I believe mine would say (The cutest little Rat Terrior):

“Just give me the damn treat and quit making me do all these stupid tricks.” or

“I’ll protect you from that vicious squirl mom, Super Zoey to the RESCUE.”

Post # 4
2867 posts
Sugar bee

My three cats–

Firefox would say: “I want treats! Please give me treats!  I’m going to keep slamming your door until you give me treats! TREAAAAAAATS!”

Cisco would say: “STRING!  Play with string!  Pull it so I can attack!  Wait, there’s a bird.”

Tux would say: “Get away from me, I hate you.” 


Post # 5
110 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

I think Einari would probably say “mummy why do you keep hiding my biscuits?” (hes on diet). Teppo would probably ask why I’m always using his pillow (it’s my pillow!)


@beekiss2: Your cats names made me giggle! (In a good way!)


Post # 6
804 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

I like to think that our cat Manny would say “I love you guys – and I am your king, bow down before me!”

Post # 7
10287 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

I’ve always imagined Lincoln to talk like Tony Soprano. I think he would probably tell me to clean out his litter box!

Post # 8
1093 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: Private home

Our corgi Eva – “Why should I sleep in my bed??  I want to sleep with YOOOUUU!!”

And once she’s on the bed  – “Oh so snuggly and warm – must take over all the beds!”

Post # 9
2237 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

I’ve always imagined my beloved Gabby speaking in one word sentances such as:

“Nanners?” (aka bananas – they’re her favorite.  She would shank someone to get a banana, hahaha)  or “Unders?” which is the term we use when she wants to go under the blankets.  Sometimes if I’m sitting on the couch she will cry and cry and cry until I get a blanket, get under it, and lift it up for her to snuggle under it as well.

Dudley would be found saying:

“Punks, I hate punks Mom.  Don’t worry, I’ll keep the punks away!”  because he LOVES barking at people as they walk and/or drive by the house.

Tyson would constantly be saying:

“I love my mommy!” as he tries to lick my face with his abnormally long tongue.  Seriously, he can lay with his face on my chest and be able to lick my face.  It’s kind of creepy.

I have no idea what the cats would be saying…Charles would probably be complaining about the dogs, and I don’t think Louie would have much of an attention span beyond “DUST!” “BUG!” “SHADOW!” as he bounds around playing with things that I’m not even sure are actually there, hahahaha.

Post # 10
223 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

I am not sure if anyone remembers the cartoon pinky and the brain about the two mice and one is planning on taking over the world and the other just goes along with it and then messes everything up in a funny sort of way.

Well that explains our two cats.  I swear one is secrectly trying to take over the world with some of the looks on his face!  And the other is just funny and runs around the house like crazy!

Post # 11
558 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

Too many things to list!  FI and I actually narrate our dogs’ thoughts when we take walks, etc. (yes, nerdy)

Post # 13
561 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

“Why won’t you let me eat napkins?!?!” 


Post # 14
5921 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

“PPPPPlease can we go back outside mom???? Please!!!!!!!!!

Post # 15
808 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Lola, our 6 month old sharpei – “Momma, I miss you when you are at work, you are my best friend!  Now let’s dance!!”  (Her new trick is to stand on her hind legs while I hold her front paws and we dance dance dance!)  “And momma, when we are done dancing- I think we should snuggle so I can snot all over your face!”  (Yes, it’s gross, but adorable too!)

Post # 16
786 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

My Rottie would say in a little chipmunk voice “Why won’t anyone kiss mmeee?!”

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