(Closed) if there is ANYTHING you regret from your wedding day… read this.

posted 4 years ago in Beehive
Post # 46
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Buzzing Beekeeper

Is anyone else wondering even a little bit if maybe a bridesmaid slipped her (alleged bridezilla) some laxatives? 

Post # 48
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2017 - Hogarths, Solihull

But… would you not have just taken the dress off? That’s what I’m struggling with! You’ve got shit in your knickers, can’t risk it getting on the dress so just have someone unlace you! Getting naked in front of your Co-ordinator has to be better than covering her in poo!

Post # 49
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

OMG. weddings of the , erm…. ‘privileged’ !!! Surely that’s a situation that just required patience and a calm 30 minute break from proceedings! She almost deserved it for being so pushy.

I hope the planner got a hefty bonus. That’s 50 shades of gross.

I’m English and the word ‘portajohn’ made me chuckle too. We say portaloo and it’s never ocurred to me that Americans wouldn’t use a derivative of ‘loo’. I’m sure your ‘portajohns’ are no more glamorous than our version and if I had money for a £15k dress I’d be avoiding that kind of set-up like the plague.

 

Post # 50
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

j_jaye:  You’re a good person!

Post # 51
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

OMG this cannot be real!!!

Post # 52
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

j_jaye:  FIRST thing I thought of.

Post # 53
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Busy bee

I laughed until I cried. 

Post # 55
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Wannabee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Thanks for the share 😂😂

Post # 56
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

Oh dear. But I can’t imagine why she would want to go around with a dress full of oily poop! Sounds like a nightmare to me! Why didn’t she just extend cocktail hour a little, or forego the dance and do it later in the evening?

Post # 57
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Busy bee

I laughed so hard while reading this, real or not it was hilariously written!! 

Post # 59
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: NJ

Oh god was that funny! I am thinking, if I were the bride I would have to take my chances with timing.

I would ask someone with an open bed pickup, if they could drive me somewhere with a shower, and get in. If my dress could not be saved, I would just wear jeans to get married in.

I don’t deal well with poo!

Post # 60
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Helper bee

My jaw dropped open and I literally can’t even recover right now OMG!!!!!!!!!! 

This can’t be real! I want to tell everyone I know about this so they can feel the things I am feeling right now! 

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