(Closed) If there was a fly on the wall N Ur Honeymoon suite..

posted 7 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

i predict we will pass out. We just went to a wedding this weekend and my Fiance friend had to hide my Fiance shoes to keep him from leaving our hotel room. Yep. thats my guy and i love him! I have asked my Fiance to stay sober til 1030pm. Him and his friends party HARD!

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

The first night we’ll pass out (probably) but the morning may be interesting.

What will be far more interesting will be the actual honeymoon, which I predict will be utterly filthy. We’re not even close to being virgins, but holidays involve lots of sleep which undoes the harm that work does to our libidos.

Post # 4
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4150 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Well we’re going back to our house the night of our wedding and we have family staying with us…lol so we’ll probably fall asleep!! We’ve been together for 5 years, so it’s not a biggie to “do it” on our wedding night. 

Post # 5
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555 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

Cute idea!  A fly on our wall would have said, “you really brought the whole top tier of your cake on your honeymoon with you?  How do you want to get busy after you both ate all that cake?”  Also, “does she always have toys under her pillow?”  LOL.  We had a destination wedding and drove to our honeymoon in New Orleans so there was no way our cake was going to save for a year.  We took it with us and ate it over the next 3 days.  Oh so yummy!!!

Post # 6
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4824 posts
Honey bee

That fly would have fallen asleep the night of the wedding, like we did. Innocent

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

Well my husband & I never had a honeymoon due to his vacation days wasn’t until 7 months later. But if there was a fly on our wall in our bedroom it would have said “She sure was tired but coudln’t help but make her first night as a wife bangin’.” ๐Ÿ˜‰ Then we went straight to sleep! lol

Post # 8
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2011

@MuchGreater: It would say…. “So THAT’S why they went for a morning wedding….”

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Hahah that is going to be a lonely fly… Last family wedding we were up til 3 AM… My family looooooves to party. So by the time we get back to the room that fly will be long asleep.

The honeymoon on the other hand……. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 1900

 

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: January 1991

@MuchGreater: LOL…. we were virgins too when we got married. 

Honestly, that fly would have seen us going…

Darling Husband:  “um… wait, so are you ready?”
Me:  “I DON’T KNOW!  I’ve never done this before!!”
Darling Husband:  “Oh ok… how do you know when you’re ready??” 
Me:  “I DON’T KNOW!’
Darling Husband:  “Well… I am ready whenever you are…”

๐Ÿ™‚  It’s totally NOT what it looks like in the movies, especially not the first few times around.  Communication is key, and don’t be upset if it doesn’t go how you envisioned it in your head.  But, you’ll learn quickly and have a grand ol’ time!

Post # 13
Bee
6473 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011 - Sydney, Australia

The fly would’ve probably said…

‘Dayum. That’s some bad luck right there. I’m outta here, blood makes me squeamish. Peace’.

Yah, guess who got a visit from AF the day of her honeymoon?

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