(Closed) If your pet could talk, what would it say to you?

posted 9 years ago in Pets
Post # 3
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1897 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

“Why did you put me on a diet, mom?  This is bullsh*t.”

Post # 4
Hostess
18637 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

“Why did you bring this b#$#& into the house?” (says our old cat because we got a second cat)

Post # 5
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219 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Haha this is such a cute topic!

All of my pets are kitties, so….

Jasmine: “If you don’t stop  coo’ing at me, I will bite you in the face”. (Literally right before she bites me in the face, like last night :-/)

Lily: “Day 432 of captivity.” (stolen from an email forward, but she would totally say it!)

Leo: “BACON BACON BACON! BACON STRIPS!” (he is a cat, but has the appetite of a large dog… and don’t worry, I do NOT feed him bacon!)

Post # 6
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house!

“Get that damned crab hat away from me.”

Post # 7
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219 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@ Virginia — That is hilarious! I bet that is exactly what my overweight-on-a-perpetual-diet cat Leo would say!

@MissAB — Been there, done that. I feel your pain! lol

Post # 8
Hostess
18637 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

@Neato anedo: They are slowly improving.  Now they take turns chasing eachother instead of just one of them chasing the other.  And they have bitch-slap fights around corners and doors.

Post # 9
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

Don’t want to put a downer on such a cute board but I want my dog to tell me how much pain he is in and when the time is right!

He is 14 and I am really struggling to know when the time is right to ya know. Everyone says that I will just know… but I don’t know!

Sorry – I am done! Back to cute things!

Post # 10
Hostess
18637 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

@FMM: I’m sorry that your pet is sick.  That is the hardest, when you aren’t sure how much longer it would be okay to keep them alive knowing that they are suffering.  I hope you don’t have any trouble making the decision when the time is right.

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

Duke (our 6 year old toy terrier): “Get that fat beeyotch away from me, she’s SO dumb!”

Lucy (our 2 year old yellow lab): “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Duke! Duke! Wanna play?! Huh? Huh? Huh?”

 

Duke: “Uuuuugh…serrrrrriously guys…I’m going to have to smackahoe.”

 

Lucy: “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Duke! Duke! Wanna play?! Huh? Huh? Huh?”

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

Thanks MissAB – it is really hard! I think his pain is managed right now but from here we can’t do much more and he seems to be degenerating faster these past few days. I am so torn up about it it is always weighing on my mind!

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2009

Katie (my cat) “I love you, mom. Mom, hey mom! I love you. Lots. Like tons. You are so awesome. And pretty. And you have thumbs. So you can post on Weddingbee. I love you mom.”     (she adores me)

Corny (my hubby’s cat) “I am better than you. Was yesterday. Still will be tomorrow.” (we have a personality conflict)

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@ Future Mrs. : I’m sorry, having to PTS is really one of the most difficult decisions we will ever have to make. It is heartbreaking and even when you know it is time, it doesn’t make it any easier. In my experience I will say that they do have a way of letting you know. Trust your instincts. Peace to you and your boy 🙂

@ MissAsB: Cat bitch-slap fights are the BEST. This might be mean but I foster for my shelter and occasionally a declawed cat will come through my doors and they are the most HILARIOUS bitch slappers. They really put a lot of “oomph!” into their slaps, and seem to get really angry when they realize that without claws, kitty bitch slaps just don’t hurt. I’m a mean foster mom, I know 🙁 haha

Post # 16
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

@Neato anedo: Haha that’s awesome.  You aren’t a mean foster mommy!  Cats just have to get their aggression out somehow and at least they don’t do it with claws.  We keep ours trimmed so they don’t maul eachother but they don’t seem to want to scratch, just hit eachother.

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