Post # 1
(NO SPOILERS, PLEASE! I’VE ONLY SEEN UP TO EPISODE 9 OF SEASON 2 SO FAR!!)
I have a crush on Poussey from Orange is the New Black. I’m (more or less) straight and married to a man, but if I were in prison and single (or maybe just if I were single, you never know…) I’d be interested. I just love her character.
I also love Crazy Eyes but I’d stay away. I’d probably hang out with the nun and Yoga Jones, maybe have a distant friendship w/ Nicky or Morello. I can’t stand Piper and I’d certainly try to stay out of anything having to do with Alex or Vee.
Your turn. Who is your favorite character? Who would you hook up with? Befriend? Stay away from?
Post # 2
I haven’t read your post — just came to say.. maybe it’s just me, the but abbrevation wasn’t enough for me to know what I was clicking on. May be better to spell it out, and have spoilers in the title! 🙂
(I’ll be coming back to this.. Darling Husband and I are still finishing the newest season!)
Post # 3
StephieBee: She didn’t spoil anything from the new season don’t worry.
If I was in the show, I’d be a guard…. suits my lifestyle haha
Post # 4
Love this show! Wouldn’t hook up with anyone because I am absolutely, completely, straight. Men work for me and women just don’t do it. Plus I get the feeling my hubby would be none too pleased. But I think I’d definitely befriend Morello. She seems like such a sweetheart (if a bit “head in the clouds”). I also like Poussey’s character, she seems like a good person as far as a TV character goes. And I like Piper, because she is pretty much the embodiment of how I would be if I got stuck in prison. I binge-watched the entire second season last week while I was doing laundry over the weekend. It’s kind of amazing.
Post # 5
I haven’t started season 2 yet, but I definitely would love to travel to Bora Bora Bora with Morello. ;] Aside from that, I think I’d want to befriend Red… there’s just so much to her character that I think we’ve only scratched the surface of, and I’d love to know her better. Oh, and I want Crazy Eyes to write a poem about me, too!
Post # 6
Taystee and Poussey are my favorites! Love OITNB so much !
Post # 7
Poussey is a total babe. Total, total babe. I definitely have a thing for her!! She’s so cute.
Hang out with/Be friends with: Red, Crazy Eyes, Taystee, Morello, Rosa.
Avoid: Piper, Vee, Pennsatucky, Pornstache.
Post # 8
Poussey is fantastic. Love her! Alex is just crazy enough to make me like her (Hot Donna anyone?)
And just cuz, Bennett. Yeah.
Post # 9
I’ve already looked at the entire second season. I’m obsessed.
Post # 10
Yea, I’d totally have Poussey as my prison wife (I like to wear the pants in a relationship).
Post # 11
I hhhhhhhate Vee. I’m watching right now and can’t stand anything about her. Red and Piper are my fave. I like Bennet too, he’s so cute and naive sometimes. Pretty sure this is the best show ever! Lol
Post # 12
Poussey is adorable and seems like a genuinely good person. I’d probably befriend her and Daya. I also really like Yoga and I’d want Red to be my prison mother lol I’d probably stay away from Piper and definitely Boo.
Post # 13
Y’all have me cracking up! Fiance and I are HOOKED on this show!
Is it bad that everytime I watch this I think of my younger cousin who was in the slammer for 30 days and reminds me SO MUCH of Piper? She’s young, blonde, pretty, totally naive, and makes some impulsive decisions.
I think I’d be friends with Morello, Yoga Jones, Tastyee and Poussey. Fiance and I both think Red is fantastic and one of the best developed characters. I love her the more I feel like I “know” her. The woman who plays Suzanne is crazy talented!