Post # 1
… my baby farts. It is so funny. This morning, as soon as I unswaddled her, she let one rip that was so loud Darling Husband heard it from another room. He thought it was me!
She is so farty I can’t even believe it. How such a small body can produce such volume (volume like liters and volume like decibels) I will never understand, but I do laugh every time. Darling Husband and I both do. And we practically congratulate her, squealing “Oh boy, TOOTS!!!” So of course she’s going to learn that farting is hilarious and she should do it as often as possible. But I don’t know how we’re going to teach her otherwise, because it is funny.
What makes you laugh even though you know it shouldn’t?
Post # 3
@iarebridezilla: One of my dogs have a cleft lip and palate (she did not need a repair). She takes a lot of air in when she eats, so she burps… A LOT. Its adorable. She burps moments after eating and occasionally when you pick her up. I cant help but laugh every time I hear her little burps. Shes the only 1 out of my 4 who burps.
Post # 4
@iarebridezilla: When people hurt themselves…
It makes my Darling Husband so… for lack of a better word, pissy when he hurts himself and I just crack up. I’m genuinely worried, I mean he bumped his toe, he didn’t bust his head open! If it was something REALLY serious, I wouldn’t laugh… yet, I know he thinks I’m being insensitive, I just can’t help it!
The other day my mom bumped her head on my car as she was getting in, I cracked up and immediately apologized. She instantly told me that it was funny and she was laughing too. So, I guess that’s where I get it from!
Post # 5
@SparkleBee11: OMG I love it when my lil one (dog) burps, it’s the cutest thing!
Post # 6
@SparkleBee11: haha!! if I had a burping dog, I would laugh too. Pretty much any time a dog does something human-like, it’s funny. Which reminds me, I also laughed until I almost died when my mom put winter boots on her border terrier. He was walking like the floor was made of fly tape and I just couldn’t even handle it. Cruel, maybe … but hysterical.
Post # 7
Oh I laugh at everything. I find potty humor hilarious. I love lame jokes. I laugh at stuff that would make many people clutch their pearls. I am so not politically correct sometimes.
Post # 8
@iarebridezilla: I laugh hysterically (only at home or a similar environment not out at the mall or a public place) when anyone farts.. dog, family member, SO, myself, anyone. If I hear it, Im laughing
I also laugh at ppl being a “clutz”.
Post # 9
@lolita39: oh lord yes, I cannot help laughing when people fall down things. My brother rode a sled down a hill last year (we called it “death sled” and made him wear a bicycle helmet for safety) and rode directly into a fallen log. We had all been watching his progress down the hill and saying “wow, he really seems to be heading for that log” and “I’m sure he’ll bail off the sled before he hits the log! he’s got plenty of time.” But nope — he ran right into the log at full speed. And none of us could even catch our breath to ask if he was okay because we were all laughing so hard. It was terrible! He could really have been hurt! But it was seriously one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. How was I going to NOT laugh at that?!
Post # 10
I totally have the sense of humor of a seventh grade boy … and my trigger for collapsing into a pile of helpless laughter with tears running down my cheeks is a good vomit story! If someone is actually vomiting in front of me, I don’t start laughing, I try to help them, but, at a remove from the situation, any time someone tells a story involving throwing up in a weird/surprising/inappropriate place – I lose my shit and am worthless for the next 20 minutes or so because I can’t stop laughing.
Post # 11
@iarebridezilla: When I held my nephew as a baby, I could feel little poots of air coming out of his diapered ass and it made me laugh SO HARD. Simple joys.
Post # 12
@iarebridezilla: My dog is scared of his own farts and I just die laughing every time. He is this little 4lb pomeranian and he will be on the bed (which is high off the ground, we have to help him up) and he’ll fart and he literally shoots off the bed like superman, it’s so hilarious!!
Post # 13
Also, there’s the word diarrhea.
Post # 14
I turn into a middle schooler when faced with plumbers crack. I can’t help it. I see tons of dh’s work buddies after working all day and half of them, I swear, their jeans grow three sizes. I’ve been known to throw peanuts into them. It’s absolutely immature and inappropriate but I just can’t help it! (I’ve only done it to guys we know) I just find it so darn hysterical.
Post # 15
I’ve got a farting dog! I work on a farm and we have chickens, so she gets a warm egg every morning as a treat. That combined with all the manure, chicken poop, grass, and lord knows what else, means a lot of LOUD smelly farts. I can’t help but laugh.
one time she was licking her lower leg and accidentally farted right in her own face. She looked so surprised and offended, I was DYING! 😀
Post # 16
Baby gas is hilarious when it comes out. When I was working in the infant room of a daycare, that was like 60% of our entertainment!
I laugh uncontrollably at Your Mom jokes.