(Closed) I’m going to go to jail for hurting my husband…

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
7777 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

Oh no!

Im sorry…. but I totally laughed.

Post # 4
3521 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

Ha! I think that’s pretty cute, actually.

Post # 5
2392 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011


Though he’s probably not scarring her for life.  My Dad has been cursing like a sailor around us since we were little kids.  We’ve turned out very foul-mouthed but otherwise pretty well-adjusted.

Post # 6
3254 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

OMG the name of this thread scared me. I’m glad this is all it was! Sorry, I’m laughing, too. ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 7
1893 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Heh, that’s awesome.  Don’t tell her I said that, though. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Post # 9
569 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

OMG! I’m sorry, I’m sure you weren’t amused, but that made me burst out laughing.

Fiance and I were at Target a few weeks ago looking at Christmas decorations. We were deliberating between an angel or a star for the top of our tree, when all of a sudden we hear this tiny little girl yell, “Shut the f*@$ up!”. I was so shocked that I turned, mouth open, and just stared for a second. Then she said it again!! And then her mother reached over and smacked her. 

So I guess there’s a silver lining… At least your kid didn’t drop an f-bomb in public. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Post # 10
1325 posts
Bumble bee


Oh I’m sorry. I know, not from personal experience, that it’s mortifying when your kids start repeating foul language. You might want to talk with the husband about it. He probably understands why you want to nip this in the bud.

If it’s any consolation, when I was a young toddler I told my mother to fuck off, then turned and ran because I knew it was bad! She said she was SO mad that all she could do was sit me in my room and leave me there. It was not a habit I continued though, and I even was a “bad word police” member as a child telling my mother that shut up was a bad word.

Post # 11
548 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

Haha! This reminds me of me when I was younger. Apparently my 2-year-old self called my godfather an SOB. Oops ๐Ÿ™‚ Anyway, I turned out a decent, well-adjusted human being. Sure, I’m profane sometimes, but my filter works when it needs to.

Post # 12
2295 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I have to admit I laughed in relief because of the thread title

that said, I suggest a good old fashioned sit down with the hubby about it and then talk to your little one as well. Im not sure what my parents used to do, but Im pretty sure putting me in the corner for an hour usually worked to keep me deterred from doing it again (I was really restless as a kid so it was torture for me!) lol Anyways Im sure it’ll work out ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 13
13096 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

Haha!  I’m glad that was all this was about – the thread title had me worried.

My mom said that when I was little a was building a lego tower and accidently knocked it over.  She said I immeadiately yelled “Damn Shit!” and started picking it back up.  She said she was so confused as to why I would actually put those two words together (she knew her and my dad had slipped on occasion and said one or the other around me – but never would they have used them together like that).

Post # 14
661 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Both of my nieces were swearing early.  One, around age four, called someone a “stupid f*@k” when someone cut my sister off in a parking lot.  The other would say “shit” everytime she dropped something.  That started EARLY!  lol

Post # 15
10366 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

That word is used so frequently in the everyday world – she might not have picked it up from them!

If it makes you feel better, my nephew’s toy stopped working when we were all out to dinner, and he said, at age 3, “It’s f*cking broken!”. What 3-year-old knows how to use that correctly in a sentence?! And, none of us really swear, and especially not with that word (especially not around him!). He definitely just picked it up like a sponge from “out there”!

Post # 16
654 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

Over the summer when I was working in a different childcare center than my normal home base I had a three year old call me a dummya$s and another three year old tell me she was gonna kick my a$s. Slightly funny but I see how it can take you off guard. Atleast you realize this is something that needs to be fixed- not all parents even get to that point.

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