(Closed) I’m going to go to jail for hurting my husband…

posted 9 years ago in Relationships
Post # 18
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Oh my gosh! They really do pick up on everything, don’t they?! Hopefully it won’t happen again ๐Ÿ™‚

One of my best friends latched onto the same word when she was about 3 or 4 years old. Her dad was chatting with her friend’s dad, and she wanted him to finish so they could leave. She thought maybe if she used “adult language” it might do a better job of getting through to her dad, so she said, “Are we leaving or what, ass****?” Still cracks me up every time I think about it.

Then there was the time my 5 year old stepbrother (this was decades before I was born) decided to try out the new word he learned. He chose to bust it out at the dinner table when his very straight-laced grandmother was visiting. His choice of words, “Could you please pass the f***ing butter?”

I die.

Post # 19
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

@jamiemichelle: oh my gosh lol that is awesome I love the booty song too.If it makes you feel better I was playing Super Mario on the wii the other night and my daughter was sitting by me and I died and she goes “Ah f*** mom!”

Yeah toddlers minds are sponges.

Post # 20
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

Oh my gosh! HAHA Sorry… that’s awful. 

Post # 21
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

aaahhhaaahahahahaha!!!

whew, ok now that I am done laughing, that sucks ๐Ÿ˜‰ Kids pick up everything. If we ever have kids, I’m going to have the same problem. Fiance has a “potty” mouth

Post # 22
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Bahaha. Sorry. My daughter told our dog “stay away from her you b*tch!” which she picked up from watching Aliens with her dad. I was shocked, but had to laugh and then tell her we don’t say that. My nephews are always asking if this or that word are grown up words.

Post # 24
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

Haha, they had the same thing happen in tthat one movie, sequel to Meet the Parents 2. The kid was very cute saying ‘asshoooole”, I’m sure so is your daughter ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 25
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

That’s hilarious!  I love the crazy things kids pick up! 

Mr. Adventure’s mom always says that her cat is “bad to the bone” or “a pain in the drain”.  Well, one day, she caught her youngest granddaughter telling her older sister that she’s “bad to the drain!” 

Now Mr. Adventure and I use it ALL the time, because its so freaking cute!

Post # 27
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

hahahaha- and yet so adorable! Yes kids do the dardest things ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 28
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

Ya FI’s 3 year old the other day dropped his string cheese and said “oh crap”, I say that all the time. We just looked at each other and started cracking up and then Fiance gave me a laughing look what you’ve taught him. Time to watch our words!

Post # 29
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Helper bee

Sorry, but that’s a super funny story!  Poor baby!  Obviously she had no idea the gravity of what she was saying (still not ok for her to say, I know).

 

Post # 30
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

I’m sorry but that is soooo funny!

Post # 31
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Haha, I think it’s normal for kids to pick up on those words.  I took my nephew grocery shopping, and said “Almost done!  We just need to get the milk!” so naturally he responds with “Where’s the f&*king milk?!”  He’s a perfectly normal, well behaved little boy aside from that incident!

@hergreenapples: That’s hilarious how politely he dropped the f-bomb!

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