(Closed) I'm in the hospital. Make me smile!

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Post # 4
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

Feel better! In the meantime, enjoy those drugs…

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee

and some stuff from fmylife.com

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he’d made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, “Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!” He looked at me and replied, “How about some blue shut the fuck up?!” FML

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song “Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E.” She then turned to me and said “Mom, I want to be a hooker.” FML

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, “Please don’t drink anymore, I really worry about your health” written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn’t ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said “So you’re going to drink anyway?” FML

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said “Don’t be silly mummy, ugly people don’t have feelings.” FML

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He’s barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, “Thanks for last night”, and leaves. FML

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say “I choose you, Pikachu,” with a straight face. He was serious. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear “pop goes the weasel” outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, “ICE CREAM MAN”, flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

 

Post # 6
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Buzzing bee

@peasantsong:  Holy! Too bad it’s not Halloween! The crazy part is, it’ll probably look worse tomorrow.

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Post # 12
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

Oh my gosh, Sweetie!!! You poor thing!! I hope you are not in much pain.  🙁

On the upside, it seems that your insurance situation was resolved and that you were able to have the operation, so THAT is a good thing!

I also was in the hospital for a week following major surgery in early November, so I know it is no fun at all to be there. I hope everything goes even better than the doctors are expecting and that you have zero complications/problems.

HUGS!!

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I hope you get to feeling better soon!!!! 

Just for good measure, here’s one of my puppy on her first trip to the park… 

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

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