Post # 1
…if he doesn’t stop confusing “there” with “their” in emails and text messages! This is just for fun, what seemingly small annoyances/idiosyncracies of your fiance’s make you jokingly question whether you can really marry him?
Post # 3
- Wedding: October 2019 - City, State
@Overjoyed: the fact that he will not replace the toilet paper but instead sit the new roll on top of the empty one. It takes 30 seconds. Pop it off, remove empty roll, put on new roll, pop back on.
Post # 4
So you actually saying you can’t marry someone that cannot spell right? I don’t know what to think of this :S
I think I would not marry someone dumb, but I think I wouldn’t sarted dating him either;
Post # 5
The fact he has to have control of the tv remote even if he isn’t watching anything in particular… And my pet hate leave underpanst on the bathroom floor when the laundry bin ihere’s there!!
Post # 6
@Overjoyed: He chews loudly with his mouth open. That is the only thing he does that drives me nuts lol. He doesnt do it in public, but maybe once every two weeks when he is really tired or forgets I’m there I’ll have to tell him to chew softer or close his mouth. I’ll gladly marry him even if he does it every day for the rest of our lives though 🙂
Post # 7
She said it was “just for fun” 🙂
Post # 8
- Wedding: November 2013 - St. Augustine Beach, FL
Oh lord! The toilet paper roll. Every time I point out that he will use the last of it and leave it (or I’m lucky, he will set out a new roll), he says he will change them when I take out the bathroom trash. I’ve taken out the trash at least twice since then and he still refuses to change it. I guess it is officially my job in the relationship to ensure that we have adequate TP and it actually makes it on the roll in the bathroom. Not worth ending the relationship over but it’s sooooo lazy!
Post # 9
yeah… I noticed it after reading the other comments 😛
Post # 10
He blows his nose at the table. At every single meal. No matter how fancy/special/etc. Ew!!
Post # 11
OMG I hate when people send me text messages with those types of mistakes. Its so annoying and I have to fight myself from correcting their grammar. Your vs. You’re is even more annoying for me.
I will not be able to marry my Fiance if he doesn’t stop piling dishes in the sink rather than simply putting them in the dishwasher.
Also, he is obsessed with clipping his fingernails. We have nail trimmers ALL over the house, in both of our cars, on his keyring – he even has a pair stashed at my parents’ house! He says its due to when he played baseball because he had to keep his nails super short. Who knows? Its super annoying though because he will get up and walk out of the room when I’m in the middle of a conversation just so that he can go find some nail trimmers! Sometimes when we’re in bed trying to sleep I will hear him trim something in the dark! I’m like, “you can’t be serious!” I swear if he pulls out a pair of trimmers during our vows I’ll die.
Post # 12
Well I did marry him but…..
The man can not take his cloths out of the dryer. Seriously, he would rather have to sprint downstairs fresh out of the shower with just a towel to get boxers and socks every morning of the week then just take 5 minutes to put all his crap away.
I could be nice and do it for him I suppose…..
Post # 13
he’s not energy efficient at all! i mean, i’m not a crazy “green” type of person but when I leave a room, I turn the light off and I unplug whatever appliance I’m not using..but him, not so much.
Post # 14
- Wedding: October 2019 - City, State
I hid all the toilet paper now. I just did this like two days ago. He got stuck in the bathroom and had to call for me. I handed him the roll but wouldn’t let it go until I watched him put the roll on the actual dispenser. F*** that nonsense! I mean business! even if that means standing over him while he does his business just to prove my point like I did. we’ll see what happens from here on out.
Post # 15
- Wedding: June 2013 - Country Club
His FARTS IN THE CAR. Omg. They are TERRIBLE.
I am not overexaggerating.
Post # 16
if he doesnt stop leaving his clothes in the lounge seriously u would think he walks around naked i have no idea how half hi wardrobe ends up in the lounge. im sat writing this next 2 a shirt and a pair of his jeans on the couch. it baffles me!
also we have a motorbike gear cupboard because he moaned he had no where to put it. and yet for some reason i am also looking at it. in the lounge!!!
ggrrrrrr. lol but i love him, like 2 peas in a pod!