Post # 1
Backstory: Fiance and I live with his parents until our house is finished in October. Our room is on a different floor than this parents and we have (quiet) sex regularly when they’re home. However, when they’re not home, our sex gets rougher and thus louder.
His parents went out to a birthday party for one of their friends and said they wouldn’t be back ’til late. So, before bed, Fiance and I decided to get a little frisky and not so quiet sexy times ensued. Both of his parents ride Harley’s and the garage door into the house shuts on it’s own so it usually slams. We figure if they were home we’d hear their bikes and as a last resort, the door. Nothing. No bikes, no door.
Fiance goes to bed and I’m laying beside him when I think “SHIT!”. His parents didn’t take their bikes to this party; they took the CAR! No Harley sounds, and they’d use the front door so no slamming. F…M..L. There is a good chance they were here the whole time and heard everything. I woke Fiance up to tell him and he just laughed and said “Whoops!”
I must die now. I have to move out. I can never look at my in-laws again.
Make me feel better; tell me your embarrassing sex stories.
Post # 3
@rcac1208: When Fiance still lived with his parents, sometimes we would be intimate in his room (he has a num pad lock on his door). One time, he went downstairs after (we thought we had been relatively quiet) and his mom kindly told him we should try to keep it down…. I just had to hold my head high and try and maintain my dignity!!
Post # 4
@VictoriaK1990: I don’t think they would ever confront us about it, but if they did I would melt into a puddle right on the spot. How awkward!
Post # 5
@rcac1208: Trust me- they know you have sex. Who knows what kinky things they do when you’re not home? Or perhaps did, when they were younger?
Post # 6
Haha hopefully they came back late!!
Once my high school bf and I (his mom was a born again Christian) started getting frisky. His mom had gone out. She came back early, and RUSHED down the stairs before I could even put my shirt on. It was like she knew what was going on.. we weren’t being loud or anything. It was so awkward. She didn’t say a word, and we left. I don’t think she said a word about it until a few days later when she had a bit of a birds and the bees type talk with my bf. Awkward.
Post # 7
I was visiting my ex some years back and we stayed with his Dad. Small house, like 2 bedrooms, seperated by the kitchen/dining room and living room. We never really thought about the noise… I didnt think we had to… One night, before going to bed his Dad said (with a wink!!!) “Do you guys think I can get some sleep tonight? I have a big day tomorrow.” Oh… My… God…
Post # 8
@rcac1208: If they do confront you- just be like ” Whhhhattt??? I thought that was you guys!! ” Lol! Im kidding. Who cares, your grown ups- they know u guys are intimate. I live with my in laws.. FOREVER as it seems and Im sure they have heard us a few times 😀
Post # 9
Haha, dont sweat it! Surely they already know you have sex.
My mom has walked in on me mastrubating… Twice. I pretended like I had an itch. Lmao.
Another time me and Fiance were having sex in my room, which was doorless and right in the view of her room. We thought she wouldnt be awake for a while. Apparently we were “busy” for a lot longer than we thought. After we got done I checked my phone and I had a text from my mom asking me to text her when we were done so she could come out of her room. XD
Post # 10
@allyfally: hahahah I love your mom !
Post # 11
@rcac1208: My Mum was staying with us as she’d had two operations and needed a carer. It was early morning and we were having some fun when I (on top) looked behind me to see my Mum open the door and then close it quickly when she saw what was happening!
So embarassing!!! But at least she will NEVER do it again!
Post # 12
@julies1949: Yuck! Haha..his parents have been married for over 30 years and are disgustingly in love. I don’t even want to imagine the things they do!
@canarydiamond: At least you weren’t around for it!
@maudemaisha: This actually reminds me of something that happened to my cousin. She was dating this guy who lived with his Dad and one day his Dad came home with an inflatable ring. He told them it was to put on the back of the headboard so the bed stops hitting the wall when they bang. HAH.
@Mrsgurzakovic: I love my in-laws but I can’t wait to have my own place again! I try not to think about whether they hear us too much haha.
Post # 13
@rcac1208: hahahhaha Wow to the inflatable ring idea !
Post # 14
One time, while I was still living at home and in college, I didn’t have classes on Fridays and FH had a long break between classes so he’d sneak over and we’d have sex – my siblings were at school and both of my parents worked. I was dressed up a little on the sexy side and anxiously waiting for him when my Dad came home – he travels to different sites with his job and sometimes he came home to eat or check his email. I had to fire off a text to FH and hide under a blanket until my Dad left.
I’ve been lucky that neither of my parents, or FH’s Mon has caught us doing something naughty.
Post # 15
@rcac1208: my parents overhead on a baby monitor once that I didn’t know was on. So that was cool
Post # 16
@rcac1208: Loved your description of: not so quiet sexy times ensued
We live in a townhouse and our next door neighbors moved out last week. Now that it is empty, I feel like we don’t have to worry about being “quiet”