(Closed) In a REALLY bad mood, possible PMS/Jokes and funny pictures welcome

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
3482 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Post # 8
5096 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

In which my cat picks a fight with, and loses to, an empty tissue box.

Post # 9
7779 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

Post # 10
3222 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

@Button: best links ever 🙂 Saving this for the next PMS!

Post # 11
4804 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Check out http://www.fupenguin.com

It’s a blog that basically makes fun of weird-looking or cute animals.  With a lot of swearing.  It’s hilarious.

Here’s one:

“What is it about weird antelopes? Gerenuk, you are so adorable, yet so terrifying, like a Disney character that ends up torturing Bambi’s mother while Bambi watches. You have a normal torso, but other than that I am creeped out by literally everything else about you.

It’s the head that really gets me, though. You could have weirdly long legs, a bushy mohawk tail, a weirdly thin, long neck, and ears with pitchfork marks inside of them, and if you had a normal-sized head, I would be like, “Touché.” But your head basically makes me want to write my congressman about starting a government agency to monitor your movements and make sure you haven’t started any international money laundering networks to pay for your secret takeover of my brain. So just keep eating from that tree, hold your hooves where I can see them, and don’t appear in any movies where you can talk in a funny voice, Gerenuk. I wouldn’t want to have to do anything we’d both regret.”

Post # 12
2084 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 1993

@zippylef: It’s ok, they made up…

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