- 7 years ago
- Wedding: April 2018
I feel dirty…I feel like I need a shower, I feel like I need to shave both of them….it’s WRONG on almost every level that something can be, and I wish I hadn’t found out about it at all.
The main floor of our house is prime lounging real estate, I know this, Mr. 99 knows it and every animal in the house knows it. Lazing in the sun from the windows as the day pushes the light from one side of the room to the other is a ritual the 99 Boys and Smoo the cat have enjoyed for the five years we’ve lived there…had I known what was going on while we weren’t looking….I might have changed the way we do things, or at least put up some damn drapes to spare the neighbors.
As I was coming up the stairs this morning, I caught my Great Pyrenese in mid lick of my cat’s exposed stomach as she lay supine below him….we all froze, him with his toungue out, her beneath him and me on the second stair…it was horrifying…it must be like walking in on your kid getting it on awkwardly on your sofa while a re-run of the X-files flickers in the background the light bouncing off all the elbows and pale skin….uhhhh…but even that pales to this sight, she’s a cat, he’s a dog…WHAT THE HELL?
Finally, she snaps to her feet, he walks one way, she walks the other as if to say, “I don’t know him…” and that was that….if he starts coughing up hairballs, I’m shaving them both, that’s gross.
Thank god Wort didn’t see it, he’d be scarred for life.