(Closed) Is this guy for real?!?!

posted 7 years ago in Ceremony
Post # 17
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161 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

you could also hold your wedding at the local VFW, buy your gown at a thrift store, and arrive at your wedding in the family station wagon. It’s all a matter of what is important to you.

My answer would be: “Well I could hire you but then I would be going against the very important detail of not having a douchebag as my officiant” Thanks but no thank…

Post # 18
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4027 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 2019 - Canada

Oh my gosh!!! That guy is unreal!! I’d hate to see what he’s like if/when he preaches! He’s a little too proud for my taste. *barf*

Post # 19
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793 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

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@BlueBelle0927:  Omg I’m dying!! That response is PERFECT.

Post # 20
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2902 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

Ewww talk about being up your own arse. 

Post # 21
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2959 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Wynn Las Vegas

LOL!! I bet that actually appeals to some brides who want to seem “VIP.”

Post # 22
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2211 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

This minister must’ve skipped the lesson on humility…

Post # 23
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1134 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

geez!!!

Post # 24
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396 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

LMAO are you kidding me? He sounds like a total jerk-off

Post # 25
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1938 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

If a guy has to brag about how good he is and who he has serviced in ANY SITUATION…. he is probably trying to boost his own ego and isn’t actually as good as he says he is. Just sayin! Wink

Post # 26
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4846 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Hoollleyyy. How about no? 

Post # 27
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1680 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

@Jw1724:  hahaha. I would respond with a swift, “Since you clearly have plenty of VIPs to tend you, I hate to waste your time with a no-one like me. Thankfully, I found someone who is tasteful, respectful, fun, and affordable to afficiate my wedding. Enjoy your summer!”

I would silently throw in a, “Oh, and you suck my dick while you’re at it!”

Post # 28
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323 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

He’s… a minister…? As in, has a job preaching at a church? I feel really bad for his congregation… What a doornob.

Post # 29
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1926 posts
Buzzing bee

What happened to the whole “men of the cloth are supposed to be humble” thing? 

Post # 30
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4522 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

“…but you could also hold your wedding at the local VFW, buy your gown at a thrift store, and arrive at your wedding in the family station wagon.”

Many people can and do, and are just as married as the rest of his “VIP clients.”

Why did this make me really sad?

Post # 31
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1729 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

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@Jw1724:  this is hilar! please name and shame so I can google this asshat!

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