(Closed) It’s Friday, let’s have a laugh (a tad risque’ so possibly NSFW)

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

A friend of mine went for her 6 week postpartum checkup the other day.  The doctor asked her what type of contraception she wanted to use.  She told the doctor she wanted an IED.  Her doctor busted out laughing and told her he didn’t think she really would want an improvised explosive device inside of her.  🙂

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

@BoiledPNut: Lol.

My friend’s a doctor and worked in the delivery room a while ago. They have to advice the ladies about birthcontrol and told me that more than once as been asked about the microship.. apparently that’s how some women call implanon =S.

Post # 6
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2010

I have my various doctors in my phone “dr smith” “dr jones” etc.  so I called my dentists office and asked to schedule a checkup and cleaning. Except it turned out I’d gotten confused and called the gyno’s office.  Gave hersecretary a good laugh over my apparently dirty vajayjay.

Post # 7
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@swanks4tw: This summer , I see the lights on in my house when i pull up … ( 20 min prior my hunny says he will be home soon so naturally I think its him ) I go straight upstairs change and come downstairs to the living room in a nice not too revealing but sexy lingerie .. I hear something in the kitchen and I walk in and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its my boss whose also his Business partner using our dryer .. im like holy shit run upstairs .. he says omg im sorry my dryer broke and I needed something for tonight .. :/ 

For the record he says to me Rey ive seen more of u when u go to the pool so dont feel bad 🙁 

Post # 8
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

I actually sent a picture of myself wearing nothing but a bra, boy shorts, and knee boots to my BIL last year. DH’s name is John and BIL is Josh. I typed J-O and selected. I wanted to die! 

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

I was missing my Fiance while he was at work so I texted  miss u need u want u luv u. Only I sent it to my 21yr old son who replied with EEEEWWWW! 

Post # 11
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

hahaha these are so funny! my fi and I were texting song lyrics to one another in the same room while simultaneously texting other people- he accidently texted “wanna take a ride on my disco stick” to our extremely religious mormon friend!! he was so red faced lolololol

Post # 12
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Bumble bee

hahahaa okay picture to BIL has to take the cake. I can safely say I’ve never done but I am cracking up reading these. Please…more BEes chime in with your foot in mouths. I may have one, just nothing is coming to mind right now, grrr.

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Hehe, these are funny.

I recently went to visit people at my old job. I had a few text messages going, one being an old coworker and another my Fiance. So when I left I sent a text to the coworker by mistake thinking I had FI’s screen up, that boss’s name was such an f*ing ass and said/did this. Generally badmouthing the person thinking I was talking to my Fiance (who used to also work there). I didnt even realize it til she texted back that she agreed. Luckily we’re pretty good friends so I didn’t piss anyone off!

Post # 14
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@MercyK:  haha cell phones are evil!!

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

This isn’t mine, but it was pretty funny. Right after having dinner with a friend, I got a text from her that said, “BTW, I just got my period.” I was trying to decide how to reply because we never have texted each other about anything like that and I suspected that she was trying to text her Fiance. Finally, I said, “Glad to hear that.”. She was SOOO embarrassed because she then had to explain that they had a close call that month and had been nervous about an oops baby. It was awesome.

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