Post # 1
I’ve been a bit lazy with laundry recently and I’ve run out of my “nice jeans”. This morning I grabbed an old pair of jeans out of the closet to wear. I didn’t stop wearing these jeans for any particular reason, I just got ones that I liked better and these got pushed to the “less favorite” section. I did a quick check for and threadbare regions, at the top of the back pockets, in the crotch area, etc. and they looked pretty good.
At 3pm I was walking down the hall at work and noticed that my butt area felt a little exposed. I checked and found a 1.5 inch hole along the seam at the bottom of one of my back pockets!! Yes, part of my rear was out there for everyone to see, ALL DAY!!! I spent most of the day at my desk or wearing a lab coat, but I also walked to the cafeteria, I can’t even imagine what people thought if they noticed it!!!
Luckily I have a fleece I can tie around my waist for the rest of the day!
Has anything like this ever happened to you??
Post # 3
Omg! I’ve definitely had one of those moments before. Right around the time peasant skirts became popular, I scooped up like 5 of them. Since they’re all really loose, I tend to wear the “boy-cut” underwear with them. Well, my freshman year of college, I was in the bathroom with my skirt and walked right out, down the hall and three flights of stairs with my skirt tucked into my underwear! Finally, one of the janitors said, “Honey… your skirt ain’t right.” NO ONE ELSE TOLD ME! I just can’t believe I didn’t feel the draft!
Post # 4
I worked in a clothing store, and suddenly fet the breeze on my bum! Thank goodness I was able to just buy a pair of pants in the store I worked in!
Post # 5
- Wedding: May 2010 - The Pierre Hotel
Awww, that’s happened to me multiple times before, and each time is equally mortifying! I’ve walked around with a hole in my jeans, a chocolate stain on my butt (I sat on a hershey kiss, I swear it was chocolate, though it sure didn’t look it! ) my shirt on backwards and my shirt inside out! Not all the same time, thankfully! It’s so awkward, especially when you realize you’ve interacted with tons of people and no one told you!
Post # 6
I hate when stuff like that happens and no one says anything, it’s like geez where are my friends?!? I found out last night I sat on something and had some sort of stain on my bottom and all I could think was, how long has it been there and why hasn’t anyone told me?
Post # 7
Awwww….yep, guilty. I’ve had that with my favorite workout pants…so mind you I was going to the gym and sweating my *ss off with a hole in my butt! Attractive! 🙂
Post # 8
ahahahahaha that made my day!
Post # 9
I worked at Sears last summer, and I had to take the bus to get there. Turns out I sat in gum. Not just any gum. Some kind of red icky gum…and I was wearing black slacks. Yeah. no one told me until I was LEAVING!
Post # 10
Oh yeah a couple months ago I was wearing some really uncomfortable underwear so when I went to adjust them through my pants, my finger touched skin! I was shocked. I ran to the bathroom and discovered that I had about an inch hole in the crotch of my pants. Sweet.
Post # 11
Yep, have definitely done this! I too don’t get why nobody says anything! But on the otherhand, I’m a college student and there are so many girls that wear jeans with some interestingly placed intentional holes (just shy of cheekage), so sometimes I don’t say anything unless its REALLY obvious. Oh and I never say anything to old people. My fiance’s very elderly gma tucks her shirt into her underwear and it occasionally shows…can’t say anthing there!
Post # 12
Miss Cherry Limeade, I totally laughed out loud (LITERALLY!) at the guy who said “Your skirt ain’t right!” TOOOOOOO FUNNY!
Post # 13
Heh I’ve had two experiences like that- one last year with a multi-colored tiered maxi dress in cotton, I walked around for hours doing errands with a 3 inch rip right were my butt is- and I’m an avid g-string wearer, I was horrified!!!!!
Second was a close call- Junior year of college, I was wearing one of my fave outfits to class: a long, beautiful floral-ie peasant skirt from Anthropologie, a long fitted/flowy black turtleneck sweater, and my fave coat in the world, a ruffled wool coat I bought from The Limited senior year of high school (it’s long in the back, ruffles out at the bottom, and the ruffle carries all the way up to the front, where it buttons with a single button just under the breast. It’s a lovely, dramatic dead-of-winter outfit, and I’m an eccentric dresser, so I was wearing it with a 1940’s black wool side-sitting hat. I generally do not take my coats off in class, because I collect them and love them and hate to take them off, I feel like it ruins the look of my outfit (silly, I know!) so even though it as a bit warm in the class, I kept it on. THANK GOODNESS I DID, because when I got home and took the coat off, I discovered a one foot patch ripped open in the back!!! My WHOLE TUCKUS would have been showing!!! In front of like 100 people! Including my FI’s former stalker!!! The horror, lol- no idea how it happened, best guess was I stepped on my skirt on the way to class and ripped it that way, who knows!
Post # 14
I’ve been known to tuck my shirts into my underwear instead of my pants. So i walk around with my undies hanging out. I work with all men, and nobody DARES say anything to me or it’s “sexual harassment” (wtf) so i just have looked stupid all day before.
I wore jeans with a big hole in the upper inner thigh a couple times on accident. I have to sit with my legs crossed all day! Ugh
Post # 15
hahaha oh I love these stories but isn’t it horrible that nobody ever says anything?
Once when I was 15 I was hanging out with my best friend at the time and two guys watching tv after school. I was wearing new jeans and they ripped right on the seam of the butt! It was horrible at the time!
Post # 16
- Wedding: January 2010 - Mr. P's GrandparentsÃ¢Â€Â™ Ranch
haha this is too funny!! Ive never been there BUT I had to walk home from the gym on a cold day after a dove poop all over me, Idk what it eat but it was NOT GOOD and it felt like a gallon of water! – I try to clean but it was too cold to not wear my coat – After being mad all day long I laugh so HARD sharing my story with my family and with Mr. Poodle — Ok this was random LOL