(Closed) Jokes – Let's share – good and bad!

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Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

so a grasshopper walks into a bar .  .

the bartender says “hey, we have a drink named after you”.

grasshopper – “really??  Irving???”

 

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

@Cariad:  HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is oo funny!

I have a “thing” for bad jokes… but am the most awful joke teller. I always mess up. And then laugh alone.

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Hahaha…..

I’ll try to think of some, drawing a blank right now.

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@Cariad:  OMG LOL

I am a horrible joke teller, Fiance loves the way I say jokes bc I always end up messing them up and it’s pretty funny/embarrassing.

lets see what I have….

 

What is a frogs favorite drink?

A Croaka cola

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese …. ( I HATE this joke lol

 

Post # 8
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

This is one I saw at the end of a documentary and it made me laugh:

There’s a pirate ship out at sea and the captain asks his pirate in the crow’s nest to keep on the lookout. The guy in the crow’s nest says “I see a boat a few miles off, but they’re gaining fast.”

The captain says “Quick someone get me my red shirt. That way if I get hurt, the crew won’t see and we won’t lose morale.”

The lookout says “They’re getting closer and now there are five ships!”

The captain says “Quick, someone get me my brown pants!”

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

My favorite one doesn’t translate well to writing.  Basically you take your hands and put one on each of your cheeks and squish them together as much as you can and then you say, “Hi. My name is Chubby.  My mom is chubby, my dad is chubby, even my dog is chubby!” and it sounds hysterical.  ….Or at least I do.

Post # 12
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@MissBoPeep:  OMG My mom and aunt have done that since I was little. Only it was alittle different, it ended somehow with going “weeeee” and pulling your cheeks back LOL

@Cariad:  mine also!!! hahaha

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

two cannibals are eating a clown

one turns to the other and says

“hey, does this taste funny to you?”
 

Post # 15
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@JlovesM:  OMG duh I forgot half the joke.

 

“Hi. My name is Chubby.  My mom is chubby, my dad is chubby, even my dog is chubby! One day my mama said to me, hey chubby, can you smile through all that chub? And I said sho mama, see?” And you smile real big with your cheeks all smushed lol

Post # 16
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

Bahahaha great thread!!! I have to think of some and come back later!

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