Post # 1
Why!? Why in the world when you can clearly see that the toothpaste tube has been carefully rolled up from the bottom for ease and efficiency, would you go and unroll it and just squeeze the shit out of it in the middle?
Help me understand!
Post # 3
LOL!!! I don’t know-I apparently leave the cap off all the time…
Post # 4
ill answer you if you can answer me this…. why when all it takes is about 30 seconds of minimal effort would you just sit the new roll of toilet paper on top of the holder instead of actually putting it on there?! whyyyyyy?!!!! that happened this morning. He did it. He’s lucky I was running late or I would have done something evil to him while he slept.
Post # 5
I’m at a loss for answers.
My Fiance always takes the toilet roll off the holder and puts it on the counter next to the toilet. It annoys the crap out of me since it’s just the difference between putting it to the left(holder) og putting it to the right(counter).
Post # 6
…While I am not a guy, I am guilty of quite a few of these (esp. the toilet paper one)
so my answer:
I don’t know… I just do
Then, 3 hours later when I do my cleaning routine, I fix it… not rational nor logical.. but I don’t claim to be
Post # 7
haha, there should be a ‘why’ thread. The toilet paper one cracks me up! I’ve always wondered that myself. But I’m the worst offender for leaving 1 or 2 sheets on the roll and forgetting to change it. lol. Oops!!
I always wonder why he will take all of his dirty socks out of the bathroom after his pre-work shower. . .but he leaves the underwear. His arms aren’t that full. . . oh my, always makes me laugh though!! (and sometimes makes me want to shake him lol)
Post # 8
I love my Darling Husband… but why does he leave a dirty dish on the counter when the sink is 5 inches over…
Post # 9
We just had our kitchen renovated, not a cheap project but really needed to be done. Prior to that, all the door hinges were wonky and Fi would complain constantly about the doors not staying shut and how he’d practically get decapitated going around a corner and walking into a cabinet door. New cabinets have nice smooth-closing hinges. Shut the door and it stays closed. Ummmm except Fi is now the one just leaving the doors open! OK we didn’t buy a cabinet robot, dude, shut the cabinet door!
Post # 10
Do you guys live at my house, too?!?! Because I see this all.the.time!
Post # 11
@gsu02olliff: I think we’re marrying the same guy.
Post # 12
This is cracking me up this morning. But yeah I don’t have any answers! I’m guilty of the TP thing tho.
I guess it’s for the same reason he’ll put the tea pitcher back in the fridge empty (or subsitute another drink container). Drives me nuts!
Post # 13
My fiance drops his dirty clothes on the floor DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF the hamper! Drives me crazy! Move your arm over a few inches, THEN drop. Grrrrrrr.
Post # 14
LOL this thread is hilarious. Dear Darling Husband: Why, when you use the last tissue in the box, do you bring in a new one, but leave the old empty box JUST SITTING THERE? The recycling is just a few steps away!
And here’s what he would say to me: Dear Wombat: What is it that compels you to stick the fruit and vegetable stickers to the side of the sink when you’re washing them? Can you not manage to walk to the trash and throw them out?!
Post # 15
The toilet paper thing gets to me too, but not because it doesn’t get put on the roll, but because when the old roll is done, NOBODY but me will toss the suckers in the garbage can which, ironically enough, is right next to the toilet.
Post # 16
My Darling Husband does replace the Toilet P but he puts it so it rolls under. I prefer it to roll over so if he didn’t replace the TP it would be fine with me.
I can’t figure out why a rolled up tube of ToothP would be unrolled. That’s puzzling.