(Closed) Just for fun- "My dad always told me…"

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Post # 3
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

My Dad always told me ” No one ever promised you life would be fair.”

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

My dad always told me (well, both of us), “Monsters are not real. They won’t hurt you. You’ll have good dreams tonight.” 

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

My dad always says “No matter how dumb someone is, you can always learn something from them!”

Usually when he’s taught us something

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

My dad’s pearls of wisdom are entertaining but don’t tend to be very “fatherly”.

  1. Always take a day off drinking each week to make sure you’re nit an alcoholic.
  2. Snort as much coke as you like but never, ever buy it. (I chose to not do either.)
  3. If you go broke as a student [female], being a stripper is a good part-time job to pay the bills.
  4. Big boobs are great; little boobs are great; I don’t care as long as the nipples are nice.
  5. (After accidentally downing a wineglass full of absinthe.) Absinthe makes the fart go Honda! 

Post # 8
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

I have one for each my mom and my dad

Dad “A house built on borrowed land is never truly yours” he was talking about debt, he doesn’t believe in debt.

Mom “If you don’t want to see it on the front page of the New York Times then never put it on paper” goes for the internet too.  It was a great lesson especially in this new age of everything on the internet is forever.

Post # 10
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Bumble Beekeeper

Dad:  Always buy the worst house in the best neighborhood that you can afford. 😉

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