Post # 17
What had me shaking my head was when my Fiance saying that he does not want me to work. Ever!!! He said it is non negotiable because he does not feel comfortable with someone telling me what to do or being stressed out on the job.
Post # 18
I was talking about how my dog became less aggressive after neutering, and Fiance didn’t get why.
“Why would it make him less aggressive?”
“Because he produces less testosterone now?”
– Blank look – “Why?”
“Because they cut his nuts off.”
(Gasp and horrified look)
“I thought it was a vasectomy! How could you do that to him?! Poor dog.”
“It’s not that big a deal.”
“You’re not a guy! You don’t understand!”
Ok, honey. Aw, I love him.
Post # 19
Fiance did that one, too! Although I think he asked what date Thanksgiving’s on. I believe that same night he told people “Did you know Mitt Romney’s name is Mittens?”. Even his 14 year old cousin was like “uh, no, it’s not.” I swear, FI’s a really smart guy!
Post # 20
These are great:)
DH says so many… but the one I remember best was when he insisted that yogurt is a recent invention. He’s a smart guy, just clueless about food/ household!
Post # 22
Back to the Thanksgiving thing. Having been born and grew up in the USA, I really felt SO should have known Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday. The man is not stupid, he can talk intelligently about any topic so when he didn’t know Thanksgiving was always on a Thursday I was floored.
Anyway, a couple of years ago we were at a tourist spot and someone mentioned Thanksgiving. There was a group of British tourists there ane one of the guys asked me when Thanksgiving was and when I didn’t know the exact date he looked at me like I was stupid. So I explained it is on the fourth Thursday of November thus the reason I didn’t know the exact date.
abirdword: just told someone where I work the “mittens” one. They got a big laugh out of it.
msATC: “a lot of people (Americans) I meet have no clue when their own holidays are.
Sadly and embarrassingly, this is true.
Post # 23
I explained to Fiance what tampons were for and his eyes got big and wide and said “WHAT?!” in a high-pitched voice! I was surprised he didn’t know what they were for.
Post # 24
Haha! I told my Fiance that I needed to get some tampons and he says “those are the ones that go on the inside, right?” I guess he was having trouble remembering which were pads and which were tampons.
Post # 25
Maybe it’s just me, but my husband I cannot agree about something… He brushes his teeth in the morning before breakfast…. I don’t see the point of that… There is nothing in your teeth to brush off! I brush my teeth after I eat….I feel my mouth is cleaner that way. And my dentist tells me constantly that my mouth is perfectly healthy.
Post # 26
LOL!!! This is just like my fi and I!!! Except I am the one that brushes my teeth before I eat anything and He waits till after he eats! lol :)) We both have heathly teeth I just thinks its really funny!!!! Good to know we aint the only ones!!!
Post # 28
I always brush my teeth before breakfast! Shit grows in your mouth overnight, lol.
A while ago, my SO and I talked about Moissanite and the Amora enhancement. Then one day we’re talking about my ring, and he goes, “Do you want regular Moissanite or super Moissanite?” LOL.
Post # 29
I told my Fiance about the cute idea where the bride gives the groom a pair of socks to prevent cold feet and said I might get him a pair. His response “we’re getting married in May. It’s going to be so hot, how will I get cold feet?” Oh hunny….SMH
Post # 30
Annnd mine just happened. My husband was telling me the address to a friend’s place to put into our GPS. He says “Flower Lane”. I said “Do you mean flower like petunia or flour like for baking?” His response, “Are those spelled differently?”
Post # 31
My Fiance is a really smart guy. He knows business, history, politics, geography, math, you name it and I’m sure he trumps me! Science… Yeah. Especially the human body… Yeah… I have a few.
A couple of years ago when I was on my period:
Fiance: I know you’re on your period. Did your egg come out yet?
Me: Excuse me?
Fiance: Your egg. Did it come out yet?
Me: Um, I guess you can say that.
Fiance: Do you feel it come out? How big is it? Can I see?
He thought that a woman’s egg came out and it was like a marble size or something. He was convinced I was lying to him and being modest when I wouldn’t show him my egg.
He doesn’t know what tulle, taffeta, or most other fabrics are. He doesn’t understand make up or what different types are for (he understands eyeliner, but that’s about it). Basically most female-related things he has no idea about.
There are more I just can’t think of now. I literally pet his head when he says silly things.