Post # 1
So, this is a two part question:
-least romantic way your SO has initiated sex (or tried to)
and did he/she succeed?
i thought about this earlier, when my fi and i were watching tv on the bed earlier, my fi picked up my hand (eyes straight ahead watching the show), put it on his hard on, and turned his head and raised his eyebrows. i got the giggles and he was unfortunately not successful (massive lunch, i thought the movement would make me queasy haha)
and my least romantic moment, was probably something similar but a bit more direct “sex?” with raised eyebrows haha
we do have our romantic moments too obviously…but sometimes one or both of us is feeling lazy 😛
Post # 3
I was playing a theme song to one of my games… sounds like a new age techno… and DH game into the room after his shower, butt naked… dancing and twirling the towel in the air. He had a goooofy grin on this face and I burst out laughing. DH attempted to give me a lap dance.
… Well it worked so … I dunno… but it was just BAD LOL
And I liked that song too. Now every time I hear it, I have that … mental picture of my broad shouldered husband doing a provocative dance with a towel…
Post # 4
“Can we have sex?”
Really? That’s supposed to turn me on? He didn’t win. I require a little more convincing.
Post # 5
hahaha that made me smile. at least he said it out loud. mine apparently didnt even have the energy for that
thats really cute!
Post # 6
At 3:30am when he finishes work as a bartender and I’m essentially falling asleep when he tries to ‘seduce’ me as he puts it.
I can’t lie, he is generally successful! lol
Post # 7
Oh oh! Pick me!
I was reading a book in bed, kinda ignoring fi because he was doing homework. Well I looked up and he was perched on the wooden bed railing but ass naked with a sheet spread out like some large naked man-bat, and launched himself at me yelling ” scurpies(I think that is what he said) I was terrified. He then told me ” I’m trying to suduce you, Is it working?”
It worked. Smh.
Post # 8
Probablly when he poked me with rock hard man parts. hahahaha
Post # 9
This made me laugh, really loud. hahahaha
Post # 10
hahahaha that gave me the giggles too!
Post # 11
Just now…I was sitting on the couch, minding my own business, when he ran out from the bathroom with no clothes on and started swinging his penis around and saying “wanna get sticky?” Needless to say, he is in the shower and I’m still on WeddingBee and drinking my wine :p
Post # 12
We were sitting in the couch, he puts his hand on my boob and says, “grope!” It totally worked though, Mr. 99 touches me and I heat up like a wood stove.
Post # 13
HA! My husband has done this, too.(Minus the sticky part. lol)
What in the world is up with men & their funny junk sex moments? LOL
Post # 14
“Can I put my hot dog in your bun?”
No, it didn’t work.
Post # 15
URG, SO always calls sex a “nap”. Getting annoying now, and definetely NOT sexy!
Post # 16
My DH will just say “want to get naked?”. That’s basically all I need cuz I’m the horn dog and will take it whenever I can get it! LOL!