(Closed) just for fun – whats the least romantic way your SO has initiated sex?

posted 8 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
2747 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I was playing a theme song to one of my games… sounds like a new age techno… and DH game into the room after his shower, butt naked… dancing and twirling the towel in the air.  He had a goooofy grin on this face and I burst out laughing. DH attempted to give me a lap dance.


… Well it worked so … I dunno… but it was just BAD LOL 

And I liked that song too.  Now every time I hear it, I have that … mental picture of my broad shouldered husband doing a provocative dance with a towel…

Post # 4
4322 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

“Can we have sex?”

Really? That’s supposed to turn me on? He didn’t win. I require a little more convincing.

Post # 6
111 posts
Blushing bee

At 3:30am when he finishes work as a bartender and I’m essentially falling asleep when he tries to ‘seduce’ me as he puts it.

I can’t lie, he is generally successful! lol

Post # 7
2649 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

Oh oh! Pick me!

I was reading a book in bed, kinda ignoring fi because he was doing homework. Well  I looked up and he was perched on the wooden bed railing but ass naked with a sheet spread out like some large naked man-bat, and launched himself at me yelling ” scurpies(I think that is what he said) I was terrified.  He then told me ” I’m trying to suduce you, Is it working?”

It worked. Smh.

Post # 8
11375 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

Probablly when he poked me with rock hard man parts. hahahaha

Post # 11
1212 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

Just now…I was sitting on the couch, minding my own business, when he ran out from the bathroom with no clothes on and started swinging his penis around and saying “wanna get sticky?” Needless to say, he is in the shower and I’m still on WeddingBee and drinking my wine  :p 

Post # 12
5949 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

We were sitting in the couch, he puts his hand on my boob and says, “grope!”  It totally worked though, Mr. 99 touches me and I heat up like a wood stove.

Post # 13
11375 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

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@MsMonkey:  HA! My husband has done this, too.(Minus the sticky part. lol)

What in the world is up with men & their funny junk sex moments? LOL

Post # 14
1445 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

“Can I put my hot dog in your bun?”

No, it didn’t work.

Post # 15
646 posts
Busy bee

URG, SO always calls sex a “nap”. Getting annoying now, and definetely NOT sexy!

Post # 16
218 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

My DH will just say “want to get naked?”.  That’s basically all I need cuz I’m the horn dog and will take it whenever I can get it!  LOL!

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