(Closed) just for fun – whats the least romantic way your SO has initiated sex?

posted 8 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 47
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Rosehill Community Center

I’ve learned that blowjobs cure pretty much any ailment, thanks to my Fiance.  He is very rarely successful, though…

Post # 49
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

“They aren’t going to score another touchdown. We might as well go upstairs.”

Well, the next play they came very close to a touchdown, so we settled for the couch. Super Bowls and sex sometimes have equal importance I guess 🙂

Post # 50
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

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@Ennie:  Fiance has initiated sex on the couch in a position that allowed us to both still watch the football game so we “wouldn’t miss anything good”.

It totally worked.

Post # 51
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

LOL totally enjoyed reading this to DH

Post # 52
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Lmao my DH does the “penis-copter” dance too. But there is a list with him.. Anything from just straight-up saying “take ya pants off!” to if i say my throat hurts or i have heartburn, etc. he likes to reply “you know what’s good for that?” and gives me the look! LOL he is so crazy, it’s adorable. 

Best.thread.ever.

Post # 53
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Fiance will lean over and say “you want some of this penis” then proceeds if you want it it will cost you. I always look at him crazy but I can’t help but laugh and tell him I got fifty cents on the dresser. 

Post # 54
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

I would have to say we are equally guilty but the laziest thing we do is text each other. He might say “Wanna bone” I’ll say “sure” and he’ll say “ok take your panties off.” That happens more than I would like to admit, lol!

Post # 55
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2018

We were spooning and he just started unbuttoning my pants.

Totally worked. I can never say no to him. 

Post # 56
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

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@praline13:  ROFL @ Release the Kraken.

 

God, this is the best thread ever, I’ve practically peed myself laughing at these.  Unfortunately I don’t have anything fun to add…yet.

Post # 57
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

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@NowDontLetsBeSilly:  OMG! My Fiance says the same thing, “you know what would fix that? A blowjob” Never works.

For awhile there his attempts were “Wanna have sex :D” And I’d say no. He said “Oh why nottttt. You never let me have any fun!! *pouty face*. Did it work? Never.

Yesterday it was, “You see I was thinking man I’d like to have sex, then I realized, you’re tired. So not only would I have to work to get you in the mood… I’d also have to work at sex. And I’m just too tired for that.” My response? Laughed, rolled over and fell asleep!

Post # 58
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

When I wake up he’s usually looking at me, and as soon as I’m alert he’ll whip back the covers real quickly and says “Look what you’ve created, this is all your fault!” while pointing to his boxer shorts. LOL

Post # 59
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Helper bee

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@out4answers:  I get that too. Whatever ails me. “You know what would cure that? A hot sperm gargle.” Said with such seriousness. Never works, of course, because I’m sick when he says it!

Post # 60
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

I bought us matching Super Girl and Superman shirts very early on in our relationship. They even have capes! Right after we moved into our apartment, I was laying on our bed, watching TV, and he jumps out of the walk in closet, wearing nothing but the shirt going “DUH DUH DUH! SUPERMAN HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!”

I couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous he looked with just that shirt on, and the cape. He thought I would find it incredibly sexy (including seeing his junk flop around when he jumped out…), and didn’t understand why I didn’t want to have sex right then and there.

We still refer to sex as saving the day though haha.

Post # 61
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Bumble bee

OMG the Goat thing! I will never let SO watch Waiting for fear of that exact thing…

Usually it’s “uhhh….I’m horny…” in this like whiny voice. My response is usually “Oh really? Well after such a resounding rendition of your sexual prowess….No.” So that one never works.

Unless I’ve had a drink or two. Then he could call me someone elses name and I’d still jump on him. No..not drunk, but a beer or two just does it for me? 

He does the penis coptor thing too, or “bow chicka wowow!!!” booty shake fresh out of the shower…that usually does it for me =)

 

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