(Closed) just for fun – whats the least romantic way your SO has initiated sex?

• EffieTrinket
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: March 2014

Occasionally he will look at me, raise his eyebrows and say “Wanna do it?” Sometimes he will even laugh like Butthead afterwards.

 

• The_Future_KB
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: October 2013

@kerpao:  Hahaha. I have unfortunately seen the goat as well. He once asked what it looked like, I said do you want me to take a picture so you can see? He turned a weird angle in the mirror and when he saw it freaked out and vowed to never do it again. lol. Men are so weird.

@mrssoontobeh:  FI also refers to sex as ‘nap time’ pretty often. I say ‘You wanna go take a nap?’ and it means sleep. His is so ambiguous I never know until we get in bed which ‘nap’ he’s referring to. Usually not the same one as me!

Fiance frequently askes “sooooo, sexy time?” It usually works. haha

• FlorindaGrau
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: November 2011

Dh just added this two yesterday:

“You want the dick?”
“Will there be pussy?”

• mrsbruff2b
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: June 2012

@autumnmountainbride:  ROFLMAO

• NurseMandie
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: September 2014 - Lodge

We’ll be sitting on the couch watching TV andusually I have my legs over his lap all comfy and laying out on the couch. He’ll start touching my woman parts, trying to get me hot I guess. Then he’ll look at me and say”You wanna do it?” Usually I make him wait when he does that lol. I mean come on at least make somewhat of a romantic effort.

My least romantic time was when we were laying in bed and he went to brush his teeth when he came back I was in the buff with my ass end in the air pointed towards him and I said “Just stick it in”. To be honest i was feeling a little goofy that day and trying to be funny. It worked because we both cracked up laughing and nedless to say he did stick it in 🙂

• Hyperventilate
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: December 2012

He literally picked me up out of my computer chair completely out of the blue and dragged me into the bedroom.

Romantic? Nope.

Exciting? Completely. Not all sex has to be romantic.

• InOurYellowSubmarine
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: April 2016

We will be on the couch watching TV or in the kitchen and he randomly say (in his little try-hard seductive voice) ‘F*** me, beautiful…’

He got that line off American Pie …’Blow me, beautiful…’ Haha he thinks it’s hilarious.

• ScottishMrs
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: July 2012 - Catholic Church

@autumnmountainbride:  The same thing happens to me with the pain. Is that what causes it? It’s annoying.

DH does the penis-coptor too, just not usually to try to get sex (at least I hope that’s not what he’s trying to do, if it is I don’t think it ever works). I’m actually the one who says the funny stuff, my favourite is to grab his thing and say “we should put this away” and give him the wiggly eyebrows. I actually can’t think of any particularly unromantic OR romantic methods of initiation from him…hmmm, maybe I do all the initiating? More likely I have a terrible memory.

• wife05
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: September 2006

“If you get this questions right you dont have to suck it” uh no it never works 😉 his isnt all that sneaky when it comes to sex he will say “so you gonna take a shower” and i instantly know he wants some action 😉

• Darcy212
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: June 2014

I think the worst was when I was having a sexy dream and he thought I was moaning because I wanted it, that was a surprise the least to say

and then theres just the pulling my jeans down and bending me over. That works to

• roweboat
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: September 2012

He likes to say “wanna do it?” or “wanna get naked?”.. It usually doesn’t work, LOL. That’s just not enough effort for me.

• Stace126
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: September 2013

LMAO!

I am so glad I’m not alone!

My fiance has had some whoppers, most commonly, “Okay, get naked.”

He also has these winners:

Me: I’m hungry
Him: Want some tube steak?

Me: I don’t feel good.
Him: Sex is a cure-all.

Sometimes he succeeds, if he gets serious or actually starts with foreplay that is beneficial to both of us. 

SMH. Men!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• MrsVanilla
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: November 1999

There’s a new Hobbit inspired menu at Denny’s, which is exciting for LOTR nerds like me. The other night I was feeling not so swell, and husband embraces me and whispers in my ear, “Want me to put my Shire sausage in your hobbit hole?” I laughed hysterically, but no, it didn’t work.

• FlorindaGrau
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: November 2011

@MrsVanilla:  lol! that was hilarious

• Liss13
• 8 years ago

@imalittlebirdie:  Lmao. wow