(Closed) just for fun – whats the least romantic way your SO has initiated sex?

posted 8 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 92
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

He just says, “I want sex” then smiles and I laugh at him.

It worked but I have no idea why… LOL

Post # 93
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I reckon I can top everyone.  

 

One evening, my partner and I had been drinking.  To be fair I was just messing around and we were getting down to it, but then she says to me “now, I’ve had a few beers darling, so you may be down there a while.”  She’s never lived it down. 

Post # 94
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

“Wanna bone?”

Post # 95
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Fi usually does a “Naked Butt Dance.”  It usually makes me laugh… and it usually works

Post # 96
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Mine boob honks me out of nowhere and goes “Mmm..”

It works because he’s just too darn cute

Post # 97
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

While minding my own bussiness on my computer, my fiance has flopped his penis on top of the computer screen and raises his eyebrows haha!! He is so goofy he does stuff like that all the time 🙂 makes me laugh but he usually succeeds 😉

Post # 98
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

Oh, FH is never romantic when initiating sex. Usually he just pulls down his pants when we’re laying in bed together and looks at me. Always works though, as I have a higher sex drive than him and take what I can get! LOL

Post # 99
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: City, State

I often get “wanna have a quickie?” Or “wanna give me a blow job?” It is always in one of those half joking ways though lol. Usually I say no to those, but every once in awhile I say sure in an equally nonchalant way and his surprised reaction is always priceless!

 

This post is hilarious by the way!!

Post # 100
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

He hasn’t really initiated sex in a weird/unromantic way that I can think of. However, when I first got to his place (he lives in the UK, we’re in an LDR) and I was all massively jetlagged/couldn’t sleep, I used to always poke his face while he was asleep with an unsubtle “Sex? Sex? Come on, SEX”. It’s become something of a joke between us now.

Post # 101
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

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@almostmrsj:  Hahaha! This reminds me of FH so much! Once I was sitting on the edge of the bed, on the phone with my MOTHER, and he walks in from the shower and completely naked. He stands in front of me and keeps pushing his penis at my face, and it annoyed me at first (hello, my MOM is on the phone! Quit it!) but he was trying to keep his face all innocent and I ended up laughing my ass off and telling my mom I had to get off the phone. 

So it worked, I guess, lol!

Post # 102
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Bee Keeper

Oh I could go on for hours about this…we are TTC so sex has become a “You ovulating?” kind of thing…lol

Post # 103
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Hahaha – what a coincidence that I came across this thread! Earlier tonight, Fiance took a shower and then came into the living room naked and sat his bare butt next to me on the couch and asked “Whatcha doing?” – to which I responded, “Making a Christmas list because your mom wants one!” His response? “I’ve got a Christmas list for you. It’s called take your clothes off.”

Nope. Didn’t work.  

Post # 104
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Newbee

Probably the funniest: I was ranting about how a woman I know was talking about sex as if it was something women just had to put up with for the sake of men and didn’t really have a desire to do for themselves. SO got a really serious face and said “That seems legit. I’m really sorry, I will never make you do that again.” I started laughing and he picked me up off the couch, said “Just kidding, I’ve been thinking about f-ing you all day” and carried me to the bedroom. It DEFINITELY worked.

SO is the king of ridiculous and hilarious post-sex antics. Some favorites: 

– first time we had sex, he immediately jumped out of bed and played “I just had sex“. It makes me laugh every time I hear it now.

-Also the first time, as I was getting dressed he said “oh my god… I just had sex with a married woman.” (my divorce wasn’t finalized yet, but I had been separated for a long time). I about died. He was like “what? This is the only opportunity I will ever have to say that. *thinks for a second* DAMNIT. I should have saved that for my wedding night.” (I am suddenly wondering how we ever had sex a second time, lol)

– Every once and awhile, right after sex he will say thank you. I always just laugh and say you’re welcome. One time he looked at me really seriously and said “You know, you could say thank you sometimes, too. It’s the polite thing to do.” 

– Laying on his back seconds after sex: “I’m a turtle on my back. I can’t get up.”

Post # 105
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Reached over, grabbed a boob. 

Yes, it worked!

I’ve also reached over and grabbed his junk in my day. That worked too! Smile

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