- HappilyEverAfter54
- 8 years ago
- Wedding: June 2012
He just says, “I want sex” then smiles and I laugh at him.
It worked but I have no idea why… LOL
He just says, “I want sex” then smiles and I laugh at him.
It worked but I have no idea why… LOL
I reckon I can top everyone.
One evening, my partner and I had been drinking. To be fair I was just messing around and we were getting down to it, but then she says to me “now, I’ve had a few beers darling, so you may be down there a while.” She’s never lived it down.
Fi usually does a “Naked Butt Dance.” It usually makes me laugh… and it usually works
Mine boob honks me out of nowhere and goes “Mmm..”
It works because he’s just too darn cute
While minding my own bussiness on my computer, my fiance has flopped his penis on top of the computer screen and raises his eyebrows haha!! He is so goofy he does stuff like that all the time 🙂 makes me laugh but he usually succeeds 😉
Oh, FH is never romantic when initiating sex. Usually he just pulls down his pants when we’re laying in bed together and looks at me. Always works though, as I have a higher sex drive than him and take what I can get! LOL
I often get “wanna have a quickie?” Or “wanna give me a blow job?” It is always in one of those half joking ways though lol. Usually I say no to those, but every once in awhile I say sure in an equally nonchalant way and his surprised reaction is always priceless!
This post is hilarious by the way!!
He hasn’t really initiated sex in a weird/unromantic way that I can think of. However, when I first got to his place (he lives in the UK, we’re in an LDR) and I was all massively jetlagged/couldn’t sleep, I used to always poke his face while he was asleep with an unsubtle “Sex? Sex? Come on, SEX”. It’s become something of a joke between us now.
So it worked, I guess, lol!
Oh I could go on for hours about this…we are TTC so sex has become a “You ovulating?” kind of thing…lol
Hahaha – what a coincidence that I came across this thread! Earlier tonight, Fiance took a shower and then came into the living room naked and sat his bare butt next to me on the couch and asked “Whatcha doing?” – to which I responded, “Making a Christmas list because your mom wants one!” His response? “I’ve got a Christmas list for you. It’s called take your clothes off.”
Nope. Didn’t work.
Probably the funniest: I was ranting about how a woman I know was talking about sex as if it was something women just had to put up with for the sake of men and didn’t really have a desire to do for themselves. SO got a really serious face and said “That seems legit. I’m really sorry, I will never make you do that again.” I started laughing and he picked me up off the couch, said “Just kidding, I’ve been thinking about f-ing you all day” and carried me to the bedroom. It DEFINITELY worked.
SO is the king of ridiculous and hilarious post-sex antics. Some favorites:
– first time we had sex, he immediately jumped out of bed and played “I just had sex“. It makes me laugh every time I hear it now.
-Also the first time, as I was getting dressed he said “oh my god… I just had sex with a married woman.” (my divorce wasn’t finalized yet, but I had been separated for a long time). I about died. He was like “what? This is the only opportunity I will ever have to say that. *thinks for a second* DAMNIT. I should have saved that for my wedding night.” (I am suddenly wondering how we ever had sex a second time, lol)
– Every once and awhile, right after sex he will say thank you. I always just laugh and say you’re welcome. One time he looked at me really seriously and said “You know, you could say thank you sometimes, too. It’s the polite thing to do.”
– Laying on his back seconds after sex: “I’m a turtle on my back. I can’t get up.”
Reached over, grabbed a boob.
Yes, it worked!
I’ve also reached over and grabbed his junk in my day. That worked too!
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