MemberWhen my DH sneezes, he practically breaks the sound barrier. I have definitely been scared/startled by his sneezes before.
I, on the other hand, have cute, girly sneezes.
Anyone else have a noisy sneezer in the family? Or are YOU the noisy sneezer?
MemberMEEEEEE! lol I learned my loud obnoxious sneeze from my grandma. I’m proud to carry on the tradition. 😀 I can control it though, its not so loud in public. We may be tied in sound for public sneezes. haha
MemberOMG. When SO sneezes it is like he is yelling across the entire apartment.
MemberDefinitely him. He sneezes like he’s unleashing his wrath.
I, however, sound like freaking Minnie Mouse. It’s embarrassing. 
MemberHim for sure. And he does about 10 in a row. It’s startling!
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MemberHis sneeze is like he is just whispering achoo! But then my sneeze has FORCE! I scream it out at home lol AAAAAHHCHOOOO!!!! Unless we’re in public, then its somewhat muffled hahaha.
MemberMy fiance tromps me at sneezing. They’re loud and usually 4-5 at a time. He has allergies, a big nose, and huge nostrils, so it’s pretty much a given.
MemberOh my gosh, my sneezes are ridiculous. They frequently startle DH.
His sneezes aren’t too bad but there’s always 3 or 4 (or sometimes more) in a row.
Membermy DH has these horribly loud sneezes that shake his entire body and sound like someone is being murdered. And he always sneezes 3-4 times in a row.
MemberI sneeze very loudly (and at a high pitch…) because I hate it and try to avoid it as long as possible. That being said, my Fiance sneezes WAY TOO MUCH! I can hardly tolerate it! I know it’s not his fault, but it’s the one thing he does in our relationship that makes me flash with irrational rage for like 2 seconds. I’m not insane, I would never complain about it to him or ask him to fix it, it just drives me nuts how much he sneezes…
On that same subject, while I’m an atheist, I still say “bless you” when people sneeze because it feels rude not to, and there’s no other expression to go along with it. His family is also not religious whatsoever, but they all completely ignore it whenever anyone else sneezes. And they’re a quiet reserved family, so often when someone sneezes it’s the only sound in the room. It’s surprisingly awkward for me….
MemberMy boyfriend has really loud sneezes, but he only sneezes in fits, so he’ll do it like five or six times in a row.
I have allergies, so I’m used to sneezing all the time. But when I sneeze it’s a little girly one, and I get so embarrassed because people are like,”Aww, who has that adorable sneeze?”
“….*cough* That was me. >_>”
MemberHe always stifles his sneezes. I have a crazy loud sneeze that he says sounds “painful,” lol.
MemberME! I’m so loud and dramatic when I sneeze haha you would think I was dying. But seriously, it’s not something I can control it’s just really loud and it always scares people. I always get looks of concern and I have to urge everyone that I’m fine lol.
MemberHe sneezes louder, but I sneeze more often. My allergies have been acting up so lately I have been sneezing like t least 10 times a day!
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