Post # 1
I am having one of those days that I would have loved to have called in sick with the following excuse –
“I am sorry I am cramping badly, tired and have a really bad and possibly psychotic attitude today. For the safety and well being of my coworkers I will remain at home with an ak-47 and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s. In my absence . . . “
We get feedback that as managers we need to sparkle while we are at work. No I am not kidding – sparkle. I have ideas today on where that sparkle could go lol
OK so bees what would your excuse for call in sick or out of office say today?
Post # 3
My standard line is: Hey its (me) I am not going to be in today as I am not feeling well, please let (my boss) know. Thanks.
lol I keep it simple and to the point.’
But what I would really like to say is “Hey its (Me) I am kinda tired today and would so rather stay in bed than get up and spend 30 mintues making myself look pretty when nobody cares what i look like anyways. And I think I will spend an hour or two just laying on the couch with my cat rather then answering customers annoying repetive questions and then maybe if I feel up to it later I might stick my head outside the door to see if the rest of the world is still there, or I might not. Yes that sounds like a much better day… see you tomorrow ”
Post # 4
I would rather be shopping! Christmas is in 12 days and I haven’t went to a store yet! But I do most of my shopping online. It’s about 93% done but it’s that additional 7% that still needs to get done.